" acquirement "

 [ "acquire" ]

1: v. Highly technical military term, meaning "to steal." Generally used in an operational setting. Stolen resources are typically the spoils of pilfering another unit's equipment.

  * e.g.,  ... Platoon Sergeant to Private: where the fuck is your Kevlar (helmet)? You better find it before Close of Business!! 

 [ "acquired" ]

1: When you give your self or someone else a gift that was not paid for.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey i got you something" 

 [ "acquiring" ]

1: The correct spelling of a word that your 'dictionary' spells as 'aquiring'.

  * e.g.,  ... Acquiring credibility as a dictionary is difficult if words within the dictionary are misspelt. 

 [ "acquire" ]

1: steal

  * e.g.,  ... police: so, where exactly did you get (piece of expensive software / movie / album / any and every type of modern media / gold bullion / etc.) from? you: why, i 'acquired' it from a 'reputable' 'vendor', sir! police: okay, move along you: trollface.png 

 [ "tactically acquire" ]

1: A term used to describe the act of stealthily obtaining items or gear you need. Only true ninjas are capable of tactically acquiring shit.

  * e.g.,  ... *Knifehand* Go tactically acquire some toilet paper, I don't have time to walk all the way over to the px and I don't want to bathe after I take a shit, you understand me? 

 [ "acquired taste" ]

1: Another way of saying "this stuff is shit but you'll get used to it".

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: This moonshine tastes like shit 

 [ "Acquired Toxicity" ]

1: It is a behavior that is learned over a period of time, which cannot be unlearnt because it is imbibed in one's personality.

  * e.g.,  ... My friend couldn't date Samuel because he apparent acquired toxicity from his previous relationship. 

 [ "I acquired it" ]

1: A phrase used when a person without the necessary means comes into possession of an expensive or rare item. The "acquired" is usually drawn out to denote the metaphorical use of the word.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude where'd you get that cell phone? 

 [ "legally acquire" ]

1: To torrent something or download it using another unauthorized peer-to-peer service.

  * e.g.,  ... When you ask where you can get Eden of the East, do you mean where to legally acquire it, or where to, uh, "legally acquire" it? 

 [ "acquired scrotum?" ]

1: the long, technical way to ask someone if they've:

  * e.g.,  ... "Acquired Scrotum?" 

 [ "acquired scrotum?" ]

2: "Got scrote?

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn straight I got scrote!"