" according "

 [ "according" ]

1: so give credit to the smarter people

  * e.g.,  ... According to Lil Wayne if intercourse happens on the stairs and the female happens to get pregnant then call the baby step child 

 [ "accord" ]

1: A reliable, economical car available in both sedan and coupe form factors, that perfectly reasonable people use for day-to-day transportation regardless of some internet douchebag's opinion about them.

  * e.g.,  ... It's a Honda Accord. What kind of example do you need? If you're not familiar with Honda and their line of vehicles, you probably can't read this anyway. 

 [ "accord" ]

1: an agreement

  * e.g.,  ... Yo kevin yur gonna let me sleep with yur girl rite?, we have an accord? 

 [ "accord" ]

1: a very dependable, midsized sedan, with good gas mileage, and an affordable price.

  * e.g.,  ... "what you paid $50,000 on a new mercedes and it broke down already. that sucks,i just bought a new accord with navigation, leather seats, front and side air bags,and dvd. then with the other $25,000 i bought a big ass boat." 

 [ "accord" ]

1: In geo-political denotation, an agreement that once signed, causes an end to hostilities PROVIDED that the conditions to the aforementioned agreemnet are met. Failure to comply with the accord conditions can result in the original action stopped by the Accord to be carried out as if no agreement was ever effected.

  * e.g.,  ... Germany and Japan are still bound by Accords both signed in 1945, stating that if they ever became belligerents in their respective theatres again, the allies would crush them. These Accords are still in effect. 

 [ "Accord" ]

1: Drive a nice luxorious sedan.

  * e.g.,  ... I got a 2000 Honda Accord V-tech, and smoked a camaro,then he said that his anti-slippery system is not to good, what kind of pussy statement is that. 

 [ "Accord" ]

1: A mid-sized family car made by Honda. People believe that putting lots of money into an Accord makes them equal the value of a BMW, Mercedes, or Lexus. The only Accord worth buying is the newer Accord V6 Coupes with 240 horses that run low 14s.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, trip out on Jose's Accord. He put chrome 20s, a body kit, 3" drop, and some ricer altezzas on it and it still looks like ass." 

 [ "Accord" ]

1: CB7 CD7 Accords are fast if properly tune and put in real Forged parts inside the engine and a hks turbo added the usual Header Fartcan Hi-Flo Catalytic,wider throttle body CAI max out ECU the likes and those thumbs down are those cars and dudes that just got beat by an accord and not counting the prelude because of same family

  * e.g.,  ... If a Ricer/JDM equip with only a fartcan and wings can beat Americans how must it be if it was properly tune with Mad out of the world parts you guys lookin for another 5 years before the American standard engine can equal it at best 93 CB7 Accord 

 [ "accord" ]

1: A cheap shit excuse for a car

  * e.g.,  ... WTF! you drive an accord, get the hell out of here. 

 [ "accord" ]

1: Gay ass car that young punks who can't afford a real car drive.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that fag in the accord.