" mortensen "

 [ "Mortensen" ]

1: A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hows the old Mortensen" 

 [ "Viggo Mortensen" ]

1: A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days, Lord of the Rings, The Crew, Indian Runner, Witness, Psycho, Crimson Tide.

  * e.g.,  ... "The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world." 

 [ "Viggo Mortensen" ]

1: He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.

  * e.g.,  ... OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot.. 

 [ "Viggo Mortensen" ]

2: SO hot.

 [ "The Viggo Mortensen effect" ]

1: When you fall in love with a fictional character from a movie/tv show and it turns out the actor looks nothing like them in real life. E.g Aragorn from lord of the rings is played by Viggo Mortensen who looks nothing like him in real life

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1: Bro I’m in love with Aragorn Man 2: yeah, shame the actor aged like milk 

 [ "Stine Birch Mortensen" ]

1: Is a teacher at Bavnehøj school and is teaching v English, Danish, History and French. She i secretly in family with Napoleon Bonaparte

  * e.g.,  ... Stine walks in class late 

 [ "Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"" ]

1: sex god

 [ "Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"" ]

1: Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy

  * e.g.,  ... Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep 

 [ "Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"" ]

2: pretty damn hot for a old guy

 [ "Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"" ]

1: the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.

  * e.g.,  ... Hello Im Mrs Mortensen 

 [ "Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"" ]

1: fitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfitfit

  * e.g.,  ... me: oh aragorn show me your sword 

 [ "Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"" ]

2: and mine

  * e.g.,  ... aragorn: you can see my sword anytime 

 [ "Ned Mortensen" ]

1: Ned Mortensen is famously known as Vape God. He managed to get a job at a legal company named Roberts Legal.

  * e.g.,  ... Bruh, you're as cracked as Ned. (Ned Mortensen) 

 [ "Ned Mortensen" ]

2: How he did this was unknown. You can even check him out on the Roberts Legal website.