" mesa "

 [ "mesa" ]

1: The girl every guy wants. She's beautiful, sweet, caring, loving, and can brighten your whole day in moments. She is a little shy at first, but once you get to know her she's outgoingand a ton of fun to be around. If you have one don't let her go because you'll regret it forever. She is almost impossible to not fall in love with. She is gorgeous, with beautiful eyes, and has an adorable smile. She’s a straight dime. She doesn't know how perfect she is, but you love telling her every second. She's also smart, kind, loving, hard working, and knows what she wants. She is the best you've ever had and ever will. She will make you want to fall in love, and then you will want to stay. She is the most amazing girl you'll ever meet and if you find one, make sure you hold on and never hurt her, because she would never hurt you.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: That’s definitely a Mesa!! Guy 2: don’t we all Guy 3: bro I need a Mesa 

 [ "mesa" ]

1: it means table in portuguese

  * e.g.,  ... the black mesa research facility isn't a black table 

 [ "mesa" ]

2: proof? use google translate and translate from portuguese to english then type in mesa and see the results

 [ "mesa" ]

3: if google translates it as butterbread cake sprinkles creamberry salad then its not my fault, blame google

 [ "Mesa" ]

1: The 3rd largest city in Arizona. Larger than cities like Cleveland and Cincinnati. Home of the Chicago Cubs spring training. Also home to a lot of snowbirds during the winter. Has some of the best Mexican food in the USA.

  * e.g.,  ... I live in Mesa. 

 [ "Mesa" ]

1: A mesa is someone who views a group chat but NEVER says anything. She has qualities like never answering FaceTime and never playing roblox. Do you know a Mesa?

  * e.g.,  ... Mesa declined your FaceTime call. Shaniqua declined to play roblox. 

 [ "Mesa" ]

1: The trashiest city in all of Arizona; a congregation point for bums and druggies alike. Comparable to Compton, CA, with a Mexican flare. Cigar shops and porn shops are plentiful, with a sufficient number of weird bus people milling about in the streets. Entrance to the city is noted by a pungent smell of stale ass. Street corners and the front of 7-11s are a substitute for employment agencies in Mesa, the city with the highest per capita amount of payday loan stores in the universe. Most popular jobs: auto thief, landscaper, house painter, drug dealer/cop.

  * e.g.,  ... "Mommy, why did God create Mesa?" 

 [ "Mesa" ]

2: A charming city, really.

  * e.g.,  ... "To extinguish any notions about the good of humankind, dear." 

 [ "Mesa" ]

1: A spam looter from the Wheel of Time Mud.

  * e.g.,  ... Mesa says "THIS IS FUCKING HORSESHIT!! I LED THAT PK I DESERVE THE HERON!" 

 [ "Mesa" ]

1: The most beautifulist girl in the whole world she is at first shy but then she can turn her light bulb on and you cant stay away from her she always goes for Jake's, Paul's, and Ryan's

  * e.g.,  ... Mesa is the most amazing person. 

 [ "Mesa" ]

1: East of Phoenix, Arizona. Known for overabundance of payday loan stores, fast-food restaurants and big box stores. Although Mesa is the 3rd largest city in Arizona and the 38th largest city in the United States, most residents of Mesa are backwards uneducated hicks who are trying very hard to stop progress and make sure that Mesa always remains a boring suburb.

  * e.g.,  ... Welcome to Jesusland. Oops, I meant Mesa. 

 [ "Mesas" ]

1: Mesas goes dumb, tall boys with names like Alex use it a lot. But don’t actually know what it means. Where’s happs bro?

  * e.g.,  ... “Mesas” 

 [ "Mesa" ]

1: A.K.A. Badlands,It's this mesa-like biome with red sand everywhere and gold is found at higher elevations

  * e.g.,  ... Whackingdom:Dude,I found A mesa.It looks big