" mandel "

 [ "Mandels" ]

1:  A tacky form of sandels worn by males in warm weather, or sometimes (sadly) year-round. Toe hair generally protrudes from the appendages and repulses any passerby.

  * e.g.,  ...  Which pair of mandels should I wear to the beach today? 

 [ "Mandels" ]

2:  A ridiculously beautiful male specimen; a sexy man that you unclothe with your eyes every moment you see him. Often compared to God.

  * e.g.,  ...  I made Mandels open my locker. 

 [ "Mandel" ]

1: A mandel is a fist bump named after Comedian Howie Mandel

  * e.g.,  ... I went into to shake the guys hand to congratulate him and he Gave me a Mandel 

 [ "Mandel" ]

1: German, Yiddish, And Swedish word for almond.

  * e.g.,  ... “Hi I’ll take some cashews, walnuts, and mandels. 

 [ "Mandel" ]

1: Noun

  * e.g.,  ... Eileen: Look at that skinny boy with the murse! 

 [ "Mandel" ]

2:  A male whose style preferences and body-type resemble that of a very thin and tall model

  * e.g.,  ... Kathy: Mandel alert! 

 [ "Mandel" ]

3:  A male model

 [ "Mandell" ]

1: The action of playing with ones phone for an obscenely long time whilst having a shit. You may become so distracted playing that the need to wipe is useless as its become all hard or your parents walk in on you wondering if you're wanking.

  * e.g.,  ... 'my phone battery ran out whilst doing a Mandell' 

 [ "Muddy Mandel" ]

1: The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.

  * e.g.,  ... Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary! Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure. 

 [ "Howie Mandel" ]

1: When a females pubic hair resembles that of Howie Mandel's facial hair.

  * e.g.,  ... I was gettin with this chick and she took off her thong and I saw she had a Howie Mandel then I told her to put it back on. 

 [ "mandel toe" ]

1: when a person (usually male) wears socks with sandels or flip flops, and his toes are seperated by the sandels. may be very annoying to regular dressed person(s). Looks like a camel toe of the feet.

  * e.g.,  ... "Look here comes Brad.", says Sam. "He might look a little classier if he could just get rid of that mandel toe!" Joe replies," I know he likes having things stuck between the cracks, but the sandel strap and socks just dont cut it." 

 [ "Dan Mandel" ]

1: Character from the show Dan VS. He seems to be a center of bad luck almost everywhere he goes. But does he let it get to him? ...Yes. Yes he does, often with crazy results due to him overreacting. I mean, it's kind of obvious, because the dude wears a shirt that says JERK on the front. His only two friends are Chris, a man who is 1/16th Canadian and an AMAZING cook, and Elise, Chris's wife and a secret agent with access to an UNBELIEVABLE amount of deadly weaponry. A short list of his actions and the offending object that led to it (if available):

  * e.g.,  ... UUUUURBAAAAAN DIIIIIICTIIIOOOOONAAAAARYYYYYY! - Dan Mandel, upon learning of my entry. 

 [ "Dan Mandel" ]

2: Destroyed Canada through the use of an iceberg (Overly Sticky Maple Syrup)

 [ "Dan Mandel" ]

3: Stole explosives, blew up a used car dealership, AND dropped a vertigo-inducing chemical weapon over a city (Traffic)

 [ "Dan Mandel" ]

4: Assault and battery of a telemarketer (SHOULD BE OBVIOUS)

 [ "Dan Mandel" ]

5: Caused disruptive action in a courtroom (Jury Duty)

 [ "Dan Mandel" ]

6: Wedding Crasher (Ex-Girlfriend (DON'T ASK ME HOW HE GOT ONE))

 [ "Dan Mandel" ]

7: Assaulting a group of balloonists with an alien spaceship (Car crash)

 [ "Dan Mandel" ]

8: Blew up an animal shelter (Interrupted sleep)

 [ "Dan Mandel" ]

9: Somehow taking control of the U.S. Nuclear weapons system.

 [ "Dan Mandel" ]

10: (TO BE UPDATED)

 [ "rick mandel" ]

1: Someone who believes that they are much cooler then they actually are. One who believes that wherever they are is the coolest place to be. A person who believes they are best freinds or "boys" with everyone.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey man this party i went to that you missed was the coolest party ever...