" fitzgerald "

 [ "Fitzgerald" ]

1: It’s when an upperclassman on the Northwestern University football team gets naked and puts on a mask and dry-humps an underclassmen who made a mistake during football practice.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Grover, it’s your turn to Fitzgerald the freshman who dropped a pass during practice today. 

 [ "Fitzgerald" ]

1: Name given to a man being caught with their pants down in the gents with another gentleman in the same cubicle

  * e.g.,  ... I'm dying for a crap but the only cubicle has a couple of fitzgeralds in it 

 [ "Fitzgerald" ]

1: An unfortunate event that occurs when you are deficating in a toilet and water splashes into your Anus because of your fecal matter's plunge into the depths. The water often sucks up into your sphincter, leaving you with a distrubingly cool sensation.

  * e.g.,  ... The height from my anus to the toilet water was a long drop, so naturally I expected to get a Fitzgerald. 

 [ "Fitzgerald" ]

1: When one is stricken with red hair and a terrible hunger.

  * e.g.,  ... I wanted to go out but I looked in the mirror and relised I was Fitzgerald. 

 [ "Fitzgerald" ]

1: When an anus experiences a combination of leakage and sweat build up. a "juicy asshole"

  * e.g.,  ... Dude my cornhole is so juicy right now, i think i have a full blown Fitzgerald 

 [ "Fitzgerald" ]

1: Fitzgerald is a small, shit hole of a town in South Georgia. It's a place where everyone wants to leave but no one actually does, and it's Notorious for it's wild chickens and low test scores. It's high school strikingly resembles a factory from a third world country due to it's crumbling bricks and it's prison-like architecture.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe- "I grew up in Fitzgerald" 

 [ "Fitzgerald" ]

1: Your best badass friends that hang out in your kitchen all night.

  * e.g.,  ... That guy is such a Fitzgerald. Don't mess with him but always invite him over! 

 [ "Fitzgerald" ]

1: When a person lingers (creepily) on the outside of a conversation waiting for an opportunity to meet someone in the group.

  * e.g.,  ... Go talk to her. Just don’t Fitzgerald her! 

 [ "Fitzgerald" ]

1: Fitzgerald’s usually got big ole dicks and will destroy anyone’s bitch that comes near him. Fitzgerald’s dicks average size is usually 14 inches long.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at his dick he’s for sure a Fitzgerald 

 [ "Fitzgerald" ]

1: An insanely awesome person that is typically known for their attractive body, good taste in design, intelligence, and athleticism. They know how to make a good chicken dinner and can eat potatoes at every meal regardless of any other food is being served at the time.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, look at those kids run, they must be Fitzgeralds.