" dixon "

 [ "dixon" ]

1: -verb To do a "dixon" - take something that's fully functional and completely fuck it up. To do half a job

  * e.g.,  ... User: "Hi there I can't get my e-mail to work" IT Technician: "Sorry mate, it's been dixoned" 

 [ "dixon" ]

1: To have sex with one of your best mates girlfriends, then getting your head smashed in.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeah, your doing the Dixon, you better watch yourself. 

 [ "dixon" ]

1: a guy that cheats on most of his girlfriends, and wanks over his dads gay fest dvds.

  * e.g.,  ... Dixon: I was once watching porn, and this bit came up and it was like a gay fest, I couldnt fast forward it. so I watched it 

 [ "dixon" ]

1: the word you call your little siblings when your really angry

  * e.g.,  ... shut up you "dixon" 

 [ "Dixoned" ]

1: When a person is so intoxicated they can't stand properly or speak without mumbling incoherrantly, usually a result of alcpholor drug-taking. The complete opposite of sobriety.

  * e.g.,  ... Jesus did you see Chris on Friday night, he was well dixoned! I cant wait for the weekend, two days of getting completely dixoned! 

 [ "Dixon" ]

1: An intelligent being who has potential and can do anything. I mean ANYTHING. Known as the bestest ass-kicker in the world.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man Dixon! That was a good lickin' you gave!" 

 [ "dixonic" ]

1: 'Dixon' (n):

  * e.g.,  ... Noun: "Bloody Dixons outside again" 

 [ "dixonic" ]

2: 1) A person of very low intelligence

  * e.g.,  ... Adjective: "That's a very dixonic game" 

 [ "dixonic" ]

3: 2) A person who spends the majority of his day kicking bags of air pointlessly

  * e.g.,  ... Verb: "Oh god, he's started Dixoning" 

 [ "dixonic" ]

4: 3) A stupid person with no future

 [ "dixonic" ]

5: 4) A person far below yourself

 [ "dixonic" ]

6: 'Dixonic' (adj):

 [ "dixonic" ]

7: 1) To be of relation to Dixon

 [ "dixonic" ]

8: 2) To do things that Dixon would do

 [ "dixonic" ]

9: 'To Dixon' (verb):

 [ "dixonic" ]

10: 1) To do the unspeakable

 [ "dixonic" ]

11: 2) To kick a bag of air

 [ "dixonic" ]

12: 3) To enjoy pointless activities involving bags of air

 [ "Dixon" ]

1: To do a 'Dixon' is to shit yourself and fall in love with a chick extremely quickly. Additionally, one might also neglect spending time for his friends, instead spending all of his time with his new chick.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I'm falling in love.. 

 [ "Dixon" ]

1: 1- A Person, aka Kyle Dixon, Always referred to as "Dixon" known for wild boozing, stupid stunts and all out all the time zanyness.

  * e.g.,  ... 1- Hey Dixon, want a beer? 

 [ "Dixon" ]

2: 2- Adv, To pull a Dixon, to do something incredibly stupid without prior thought of the repercussions

  * e.g.,  ... 2- Way to Pull a Dixon, you Idiot. 

 [ "Dixon" ]

1: After ensuring enough alcoholic lubrication, bring a female companion home and attempt to initiate intercourse. Upon beginning this, immediately fall asleep.

  * e.g.,  ... Took this lass home last night, drank a bit too much though, proper pulled a Dixon on her.