" clark "

 [ "clark" ]

1: verb - to use a nail gun, to nail

  * e.g.,  ... he clarked the leg on the ladder 

 [ "clark" ]

1: Verb: clarked, clarking, clarks

  * e.g.,  ... a) Damn I was clarked last night. 

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2:  To urinate on one's self

  * e.g.,  ... b) The girls were disgusted because he was all clarked up at the party. 

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3:  To injure one's self to the point of bleeding or facial disfigurement

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4:  To get extremely drunk and pass out in random rooms, lounges, quads, classrooms...

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5:  To turn on loud music (mostly The Who) just before leaving for the day

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6: 4a. To overplay a great song/band to the point where it is ruined for the rest of mankind

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7:  The act of f*cking up in general

 [ "clark" ]

1: Clark is dreams real name.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey dream!!" "NO MY NAME IS CLARK 😡😡😡😡😡" 

 [ "clark" ]

1: An unexpected release of gas out of the ear. Usually very obnoxious and mistaken for a fart. Clarks tend to occur after earthquakes or before going on a roller coaster and they release a toxic looking gas called AH otherwise known as EUWL!!

  * e.g.,  ... "I don't wanna go to the boardwalk man - all those roller coasters equal loads of clarks" 

 [ "clark" ]

1: The gagging sound that is heard when a mouth is being fucked, most commonly encountered during a blowjob.

  * e.g.,  ... I went to this girl's house last night and things were pretty boring until she gave me the clark, and I left. 

 [ "clark" ]

1: To clark something is to shun it until this act of shunning becomes excessive.

  * e.g.,  ... Onlooker: Aseem is in one of his moods again, he has been totally clarking Nicky 

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2: When clarking something or someone, one must not converse with it, refer to it or even gesticulate at it.

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3: These are all forbidden during the act of clarking.

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4: A true master of clarking is able to clark for anything up to a week.

 [ "Clark" ]

1: Although he denies it quite a lot, Clark is a nice and intelligent man who does not care what anyone thinks. And he will back you up no matter what. Clark is a man who is not afraid to speak his mind,even at the worst time, but anyone who is lucky enough to know this kind, smart, handsome, and a little narcissistic man should be EXTREMELY thankful for him.

  * e.g.,  ... "Clark is so kind" "Yeah, I wish Clark was my boyfriend" 

 [ "Clark" ]

1: Just an average type guy with a big ass dick.

  * e.g.,  ... He told me he was average but he was giganta! He was a Clark 

 [ "Clarke" ]

1: A girl who cares. Who know how to love. No matter what you said and no matter what you've done she will always love you no matter what

  * e.g.,  ... Clarke is such a good friend! 

 [ "Clarke" ]

1: Down to earth badass. Cares for anybody close to her. Doesn't let anyone get in her way. Gorgeous! She’ll do anything for her people even if it means she dies.

  * e.g.,  ... Bellamy: Hey Clarke you look beautiful.