" -podium "

 [ "podium" ]

1: How folks from Pennsyltucky (redneck western Pennsylvania) incorrectly refer to a lectern. A podium is a raised platform for speaking -- the "pod-" prefix indicates you put your feet on it.

  * e.g.,  ... Set your papers on the podium and read from behind it. 

 [ "podium" ]

1: very kool and well respected

  * e.g.,  ... yea ur a good guy/girl, you are podium in my book. 

 [ "to podium" ]

1:  To score a female and hook up with her at the end of the night. To podium is usually the ultimate goal. When a female is looking to a. get with you b. to get with you for your money c. to get with you for your fame if you ride motocross and/or any other action sport and are going pro or on that road. The term derives from sunny so-cal especially in the Inland Empire, mainly Temecula, Canyon Lake area where there are many known females that strive to meet dudes who ride motocross, BMX or are in the action sports community who are going somewhere with their sport and are trying to tool them for their soon to come if not already FAME. They know that if they stick with these dudes that they'll too be in the spotlight and will get rich or famous. Some of these women are blunt about it or can easily be spotted by their style of clothing, hanging out with numerous athletes, or staking out local tracks and events. They can also be tracked by checking their facebook friends to see which pro riders are on their friends list.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude I totally podium'd last night with Ashley." "Pshh dude, she asked you if you ride BMX?..lose 

 [ "winners podium" ]

1: When you hold your thumb over your japs eye and let the cum squirt out over a girls face. Just like they do with champagne on a winners podium.

  * e.g.,  ... Abdul, look at the tall hot girl over there. Yeah Muhammad, hot but tall. To come on her face I'd have to use the winners podium technique. 

 [ "podium piss" ]

1: Podium piss means standing on the toilet seat like a Grand Prix winner, then spray you're piss like you have a bottle of champage. The toilet is your loving crowd below. Also known as pole pissition.

  * e.g.,  ... I bet Sebastian Vettel has had a championship podium piss 

 [ "bitch podium" ]

1: When a seemingly relaxed, content woman or man suddenly goes on a bitchy rant out of nowhere. (minimum 1-minute) They "get on the bitch podium" or "step up to the bitch podium"

  * e.g.,  ... -----Example----- 

 [ "Podium Liars" ]

1: "press secretaries" under trump

  * e.g.,  ... when Kaleigh McEnany gave her final gaslighting session before trump left for MarALago Carol turned to her wife Sue in disgust. "my god, these fuckers," she exclaimed. "Spicer, Huckabee, Grisham and even this dolt Keelie are all Podium Liars and I can't wait for Jen Psaki." 

 [ "podium amnesia" ]

1: When you get on stage and forget the names of the people in the audience

  * e.g.,  ... I looked at the audience and immediately podium amnesia was on me 

 [ "Podium party" ]

1: The act of shaking up a carbonated drink and shooting the stream in a race-like champagne bottle podium party celebration.

  * e.g.,  ... I can’t wait to podium party the girls at the bar thought 

 [ "Own the Podium" ]

1: Based on the program of the same name, launched by the Canadian government ahead of the Vancouver Olympics. The goal was to be the top medal winning team and place in the top 3 in the Paralympics. The program was a failure in any measurable way and was blamed in part for the death of Georgian Luger, Nodar Kumaritashvili.

  * e.g.,  ... American Girl: "So I was watching this movie with Ryan Reynolds yesterday..." 

 [ "Own the Podium" ]

2: As a result, the term is now an ironic, dismissive way to say "You suck." It is best used on a canadian, who will know the origin and the stigma it carries. Fricken Canadians.

  * e.g.,  ... Canadian Male beaks in "Ryan Reynolds is Canadian!"