" éclair "

 [ "éclair" ]

1: An attractive, adorable, young gay woman. The stereotypical éclair is 18-25, slender with curves, often blonde, dresses in club wear even at 10:00 AM, and is not particularly intelligent. An éclair is the girl equivalent to the twink.

  * e.g.,  ... I'd like you to meet my éclair...I mean, my girlfriend. 

 [ "The Éclair" ]

1: When an Éclair is placed over a man's penis just prior to receiving a blowjob. The woman will gently eat away at the dessert while pleasing the luck fellow. Feels great for him and tastes great for her. Gives a whole new meaning to 'the cream filling'

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: "Oh man, there's a new bakery that just opened down my street with some of the best Éclairs that I know *insert girl's name* and my dong will love!" 

 [ "Chocolate Éclair" ]

1: After fucking ass, pull out with shit on dick. Bust nut on on lips. Press lips together and smear shit on outline of lips like Puerto Rican lip liner.

  * e.g.,  ... HOLY SHIT!!! No, you did not give that tranny bowling alley bartender the Chocolate Éclair. 

 [ "4Chan Éclair" ]

1: when you shit in someone's pillowcase and play it like an accordian

  * e.g.,  ... "would ever shut up, would you? I'mma shit in your pillowcase, play it like a fucking accordian and call it a 4Chan Éclair" 

 [ "Reverse Éclair" ]

1: when a male ejaculates into his semi-solid shit, filling it up like an éclair, and then gives it to his sexual partner to eat

  * e.g.,  ... male 1: Bro, I took the nastiest dump last night 

 [ "English éclair" ]

1: When you cum inside a man and shit down their back turning them into an éclair

  * e.g.,  ... "John gave matt an English éclair and made a mess all over the bed-" 

 [ "Glazed Éclair" ]

1: Dropping a hot steamy loaf on anothers chest then coating it in semen.

  * e.g.,  ... She was hungry for a glazed éclair, so I made her one. 

 [ "San Francisco Chocolate Éclair" ]

1: When two lovers space dock, & the person docking from above pushes the poop in with either one’s penis or dildo.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, bro, have you given her the San Francisco Chocolate Éclair yet? I’ve heard the poo gives it an extra smooth feeling! Except when there’s nuts! 

 [ "Eau Claire éclair" ]

1: A delectable treat of the ass.

  * e.g.,  ... I came in her ass and it was a Eau Claire éclair 

 [ "Éclair" ]

1: During intercourse when a man is about to ejaculate and he or his partner pinch shut the end of his urethra, resulting in the male version of a creampie.

  * e.g.,  ... I thought I found my dream girl until she fucking éclaired me