" wonks "

 [ "wonk wonk wonk" ]

1: synonym for blah blah blah

  * e.g.,  ... So he starts telling me about his fratboy days, wonk, wonk, wonk... 

 [ "Wonk Wonk" ]

1: another term for the male genetalia. (or penis)

  * e.g.,  ... If there was a wonk wonk idol, he would win because he has an abnormally large package. 

 [ "wonk wonk" ]

1: The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.

  * e.g.,  ... Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!" 

 [ "Wonking" ]

1: Wonking is short form of Willy Wonking. Laying around all day and performing most normal daily tasks without getting out of bed, including eating, watching tv, reading, talking, web surfing and sex.

  * e.g.,  ... We decided after Willy Wonking it for two straight days to get up and see what the weather was like outside. 

 [ "The Wonk" ]

1: Wetaskiwin Alberta, Canada. Also known as the biggest shit-hole town ever. If your smart you'll STAY AWAY.

  * e.g.,  ... MAny people live in the wonk. 

 [ "Wonk" ]

1: Abbreviated form of wonky. To be misaligned, damaged, or containing multiple inaccuracies. Slang.

  * e.g.,  ... Have you seen this set of plans? It’s totally wonk! It will take me days to make all the corrections! 

 [ "Wonking" ]

1: The act of purposefully mispronouncing common words and names in a YouTube video in order to generate comments and thus game the algorithm.

  * e.g.,  ... Simon Whistler is guilty of wonking in almost every one of his videos. 

 [ "wonked" ]

1: The term for "stoned" that was used in the 1969 movie "Easy Rider"

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, I'm wonked" 

 [ "wonked" ]

1: like messed up or something

  * e.g.,  ... man ur teeth look wonked 

 [ "wonk" ]

1: Can also be a "policy wonk". A person who looks into all the technical details of implementing a political policy, usually a back-room boy either in a political party or working for the government.

  * e.g.,  ... That's the general idea, we'll leave it to the policy wonks to figure out all the details.