" wolfed "

 [ "wolfed" ]

1: v., wolfed, wolfing. to be up a creek without a paddle. to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it all away. to get screwed over more than anyone, yet not get screwed.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm a 3rd year ranger; I have to be selected for Rayado. What, Buddy Jones? Wolfed again! 

 [ "wolfed" ]

1: to eat a pack of goldfish within 10 minutes

  * e.g.,  ... Dang girl, you wolfed that pack down. Daaaaang! 

 [ "wolfed" ]

1: The state of having loose hairs and hair clippings on your body after a haircut, creating the illusion of you being hairy like a wolf/werewolf.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy with fresh haircut: Yo, how am I lookin'? 

 [ "wolfed" ]

1:  receiving oral sex from married man. making bad call,or choice as umpire look up jim wolfe mlb umpire

  * e.g.,  ... 1"All I could see was his eyes looking up at me while he wolfed me." 

 [ "wolfed" ]

1: (past tense) the act of absolutely destroying something

  * e.g.,  ... I now need to take 5 doses of steroids and antibiotics per day after that trip.... I got wolfed 

 [ "The Wolf" ]

1: A master at solving problems at an extremely fast pace and with an abnormal efficiency.

  * e.g.,  ... -You're sending The Wolf???? 

 [ "Wolf Wolf" ]

1: used to describe someone with a monobrow/unibrow

  * e.g.,  ... Alex: hey wolf wolf 

 [ "Wolf" ]

1: Wild creature, kinda dog~like, gives spine~tingling howls to communicate. There's red wolves & gray wolves. The packs have 6~10 animals. They roam as much as 12 miles per day, looking for food. The Alpha & his mate lead the pack. The other adults care for the pups whilst the hunters are out & about.

  * e.g.,  ... I Love the Wolf & it's 1 of my Spirit Animals. I Love their howling So Very Much! 

 [ "The Wolf" ]

1: Someone who solves problems. Usually through decisive action, decorum, fast talking and even faster thinking.

  * e.g.,  ... The Wolf: So you got a corpse in a car minus a head in the garage...take me to it. 

 [ "Wolf" ]

1: A younger, muscular hairy man with facial hair, predatory by nature, more lean than a bear and more muscular than an otter. Wolfs are often found in the social company of bears and otters.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: Check out that lean, hairy muscle boy! Pete: Oh yeah! He's a total wolf!