" whims "

 [ "Whim" ]

1: (Archaic definition) A sudden desire or change of mind, especially one that is unusual or unexplained.

  * e.g.,  ... ‘He opened the door on a whim, expecting nothing, but instead, he was faced with four sets of eyes.’ 

 [ "on a whim" ]

1: Randomly prevailing in an outstanding circumstance

  * e.g.,  ... He beat the pool master "on a whim" 

 [ "whim" ]

1: a type of slang used in london ghettos for a blowjob also known as goin down on tha peepee.

  * e.g.,  ... Chaps gave me a whim the other night. it was quite scrumptious. 

 [ "whim" ]

1: Commonly used on internet forums/bulletins to ask a user to send a private message.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Jim, your mother is hot, can you whim me her number please? 

 [ "the whims" ]

1:  Getting a sudden urge to do something jovial and maybe slightly mischievous.

  * e.g.,  ... I got the whims earlier after I saw this dope mural of a dog sprinting full speed and ended up racing go karts for 2 hours. Yea.. insert name has a really bad case of the whims, our last 4 movie nights were picked from random movie generator. 

 [ "the whims" ]

2:  To find something whimsical or to itch the scratch only the chaos of the universe can satisfy.

 [ "Whim" ]

1: Not a person, but a phenomenon. A whim is a public schoolboy with bleached hair. He doesn't follow orthodox slang trails. He chooses to forge his own. Such as spafe, westlife, and uber vince-head.

  * e.g.,  ... "Who's that sweet legend vincing, uberfast on the dance floor?" 

 [ "Whim" ]

2: The Whim drives a 1 litre peugeot 106, and has a unique dance technique known only as "The Whim-Bop". Nicknames of The Whim, include the ridiculous: Peter, Whimothy and Whim-Bob.

  * e.g.,  ... "That'll be The Whim" 

 [ "Whim" ]

3: The Whim is currently the only human to be signposted, and even has a supermarket named after him (in Newquay).

 [ "Whim" ]

1: A word that does NOT exist.

  * e.g.,  ... Grandma" why do you always have to do things on a whim?" Me "wtf is a 'whim' that cant be a real word." 

 [ "Whims and fancies" ]

1: Generally used as a derogatory phrase when someone wants something according to his/her wishes, no matter how unreasonable it may seem

  * e.g.,  ... We do not have to satisfy her whims and fancies. 

 [ "Whim Session" ]

1: A whim session is when you and your friends decide to venture out of town for a drink somewhere new. May cause controversy with some drinking buddies as they’re set in their ways and prefer the same old local drinking establishments.

  * e.g.,  ... Trev - “Going for a few drinks at HB at Best get yourself down!” 

 [ "Hustle whim" ]

1: A fancy queef, a queef that comes from a lady of elegance.

  * e.g.,  ... Tom: I’m gonna dip my crumpets in your tea madam.