" whelped "

 [ "Whelp" ]

1: To whelp someone. Slap the nearest flat surface to you and leave work before you’re supposed to.

  * e.g.,  ... Whelp, I’m gonna go ahead and get outta here! See you tomorrow! 

 [ "whelp" ]

1: interjection. A remark, generally thought of as southern slang, that is derived from the word "Well" and also used in its stead in order to lead one into another sentence that may continue a paused conversation/story or be used to signify the conclusion of one. Where as pronunciation of "Well" can be drawn out, "Whelp" is strictly pronounced very quickly and with a slight rising-inflection.

  * e.g.,  ... a. Whelp, the barn is on fire, I lost my cell phone, and my girlfriend is cheating on me with a clown. Today's been so-so, I s'pose. 

 [ "whelp" ]

1: Whelp: to be an immature worthless being, imitated only by pond scum and puddles of projectile vomit.

  * e.g.,  ... Margerie: Tommy pick up your books 

 [ "whelp" ]

1: Whelp means "a puppy/pussy".

  * e.g.,  ... You know the saying, "If you can't run with the dogs, go sit on the porch with the rest of the puppies." It's kind of like calling someone a pussy. EX: Dude, you're a fucking whelp puppy, pussy. EX 2: Someone goes to a concert on a Sunday night and has work the next day, a REAL man would go, but a whelp a.k.a. pussy/puppy would stay home because he wouldn't "feel up to it". 

 [ "Whelp" ]

1: A small child, infant, or toddler.

 [ "Whelp" ]

2: Not a mean term.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at the whelp of the family! Child: mom, why am I so small? 

 [ "Whelps" ]

1: Annoying, fire-breathing, face-biting baby dragons that get aggro'ed when noobs fly into the Whelp Cave. Collectively, Whelps have killed more people than AIDS.

  * e.g.,  ... "WHELPS!!! LEFT SIDE, EVEN SIDE, NOW, HANDLE IT!" 

 [ "Whelp" ]

1: At odds end. It is what it is.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Georgie, Z grabbed the last beer. All out, stores are closed. "Whelp" 

 [ "Whelp" ]

1: A hot young 20 something guy who prefers having sex, dating, or marrying older women.

  * e.g.,  ... Michael, why don't you go out with chicks your own age, aren't you like 25? Nahh man, I'm a whelp. Gotta be over 35 if they wanna get with me. Ashton Kutcher is a whelp, his wife is Demi Moore. Dude, you gotta stop whelping on those Coyotes! 

 [ "Mushroom Whelp" ]

1: A mushroom whelp is the aftermath of being hit in the face from ones penis. Or the raised mark left from that act.

  * e.g.,  ... After Sally ran her mouth, I gave her a mushroom whelp across her face. 

 [ "whelp..immouttaherrrr" ]

1: im leaving, im out of her

  * e.g.,  ... Fast food drive trough...Driver: do you have any money..Passenger: " No" Pasenger to person at window.."whelp..Immouttaherrrr"