" wetlands "

 [ "Wetlands" ]

1: The liberal word for a swamp, a marsh, or a mudflat.

  * e.g.,  ... You must never say "swamp" when a white liberal is in the room. She will be offended! You must always say "wetlands" so she won't be offended. 

 [ "Wetland Quim" ]

1: A large pulsating moist vulva which has seen its best days

  * e.g.,  ... Have you heard about Barry's Wetland Quim? 

 [ "Wetlands in the sheets" ]

1: When you’re cuddling in bed and tell a joke, your girl laughs so hard she gets the bed soaked

  * e.g.,  ... I was telling my girl all.about cumslaps next think you know she's laughing so hard it was wetlands in the sheets! 

 [ "Mississippi Wetlands" ]

1: when your buddy is sleeping,you pee all the way across his eyes.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude look at the Mississippi wetlands I gave my friend lastnight 

 [ "federally protected wetlands" ]

1: Jenna Bush's Snatch

  * e.g.,  ... Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling. 

 [ "frigid wetland" ]

1: when a horny girl goes outside in the cold

  * e.g.,  ... my girl turned into a frigid wetland when she went out