" wept "

 [ "wept" ]

1: A state in which one is emotionally broken upon repair.

  * e.g.,  ... I loved him more than anything. I never felt so wept until the day he left. I knew that would be the last time i saw him. 

 [ ""Jesus wept."" ]

1: John 11:3 The shortest verse in the King James version of the Bible. Translated from the original Greek, εδακρυσεν ο ιησους, literally meaning, "Jesus wept.". Perhaps the sole verse in the Bible that people actually "get" without guidance. Rarely open to interpretation, only cross-reference. Having said that, what many don't understand is that it may sum up the entire New Testament in two simple words. (Note: emphasis on the word, may.)

  * e.g.,  ... When someone starts to say what the Gospel according to John really meant when it said, "Jesus wept.", just walk away! It could be a money scam. Caveat emptor. 

 [ "Jesus wept" ]

1: A rather sarcastic turn of phrase showing an unsympathetic attitude towards a person.

  * e.g.,  ... - Some twat stole that garden my dad bought for a fiver. 

 [ "And God wept with me" ]

1: As I was driving along the highway one day and I recalled something profound. As tears began to fill my eyes, it began to rain. As I started to sob, hail began to fall.

  * e.g.,  ... Iam "I wept and God wept with me " Hym "True story." 

 [ "S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)" ]

1: A variation of the S(he) be(lieved) meme with a bit more toot

  * e.g.,  ... ‘S(he) wept be(f)ore before it even st(arted)‘ ‘He farted’ 

 [ "Tacoma Wept" ]

1: It's a cringe joke that Vaush made about what happened when he got off Tinder. He lives in/near Tacoma. He insinuated that the city of Tacoma wept when he got off on Tinder. Devastated, he got off tinder.

  * e.g.,  ... commenting under a friend's Instagram post," Tacoma Wept," saying they look good. 

 [ "Jesus Wept" ]

1: A gateway band to sex and drugs. Jesus Wept will take your meds and your girl. Virgins and posers not welcome. Comfortably Dumb.

  * e.g.,  ... “Man, I listened to Jesus Wept and now I’m swimming in pussy.”