" warts "

 [ "warts" ]

1: walking and farting at the same time ... same as crop dusting

  * e.g.,  ... I got the warts , do not walk behind me 

 [ "wart" ]

1: Someone or something that you want to get rid off but really can't.

  * e.g.,  ... On one hand there's something about her that makes me want to spend all my time with her but on the other hand I know it's not the best thing for me. She's a real Wart. 

 [ "wart" ]

2: This someone or something is so annoying that it drives you crazy but still you've gotten attached to it and you can't live without it.

 [ "warting" ]

1: When you walk and fart at the same time. Usually done by old people.

  * e.g.,  ... I walked in there and saw grandpa warting. 

 [ "Wart" ]

1: An acronym for "watermelon ass ripping turd", describing a large poop that felt like it ripped your ass on the way out.

  * e.g.,  ... Upon rising from the toilet, Biff shouted "Hey guys! I just had a watermelon ass ripping turd! It was a Wart!" 

 [ "Wart" ]

1: A journalistic tool primarily used in a profile piece. The wart adds human flaws and characteristics to the story, so the piece doesn't come off as being unbiased and promotional. This will show the person's shortcomings. Warts could address serious concerns, or add a sense of humor to the piece.

  * e.g.,  ... Use the person's criminal record as a way to add a wart to the story. 

 [ "wart" ]

1: The thing that just fell off my toe that bleeds and hurts when you bump it against the table leg.

  * e.g.,  ... I have a bloody scab where my wart was 

 [ "Warts" ]

1: What happens when you go to Vegas .

  * e.g.,  ... Man 1) Have fun in Vegas ? 

 [ "wart" ]

1: a flaw or imperfection

  * e.g.,  ... The single wart in the programming was frequently overlooked. 

 [ "Warts" ]

1: Warts are tiny calaces in your hands and feet that sometimes are viral and can spread to legs, arms, and face. The only way to kill them is by freezing them which can be painful depending on the skin area. When you freeze them they turn into a nasty dark blue and purple color and it will take a week to heal.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man I gotta freeze them yay!! Shows friends "I got some warts burned off" Shrieks "Eew are you a witch??" Shrugs "Apparently" 

 [ "Is that a wart?" ]

1: Catch phrase used often by strange folks from California. Is often said at random times for no apparent reason, when obviously no wart is present.

  * e.g.,  ... Amy: Matt, it's over.