" vodkas "

 [ "Vodka" ]

1: Slavic teleportation serum.

  * e.g.,  ... Man I drank some vodka and next thing I know I'm in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing 

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1: Russian water

  * e.g.,  ... Dimitri get this man some vodka. 

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1: A drink which makes you strong and clever.

  * e.g.,  ... "This vodka tastes piquant, ambrosial, nactareous and divine. I will now go lift some weights." 

 [ "Vodka" ]

1: What you put in water bottles and bring to school.

  * e.g.,  ... Vodka's better at school 

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1: the Tsar of all alcholic drinks, made in Russia from the blood of Putin and distilled into it's purest form, all other alcohol is weak compared to vodka. vodka is the go-to drink to forget something.

  * e.g.,  ... Kyle: hey ivan want to have a couple beers at the bar, cause I ain't having vokda again 

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1: Vodka is a clear, colorless, unaged liquor "made from ethyl alcohol from agricultural origin". It was originally made in Russia from potatoes, but today's vodka, which is almost odorless and tasteless, is usually made from grain, primarily barley and wheat, and occationally from rye.

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2: Vodka is integral to many cocktails such as the Screwdriver, Bloody Mary and Vodka Martini. If served straight, it should always be icy-cold.

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3: Flavored vodkas have become popular in the United States and may be flavored with anything from fruits to hot peppers. Some flavored vodkas are even sweetened slightly.

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1: As a Russian who is experienced in the art of vodka consumption i feel obligated to provide the following information about vodka drinking.

  * e.g.,  ... Example a 

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2: A) Vodka should never ever under any circumstances be bought in a plastic bottle

  * e.g.,  ... guy1: So how was last night? 

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3: B) Vodka should never be served ice-cold or even moderately could when straight. BUT!!!!! the shoot glass should be ice cold.

  * e.g.,  ... guy2: Man i meat this banging chick and after a couple shoots she was all over me 

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4: C) Just because you have a carton of Tropicana and a bottle of Smirnoff doesn't mean you can make a screwdriver. Screwdrivers never have any plump in them

  * e.g.,  ... Example b 

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5: D) When drinking vodka never sip it, or drink it slowly! This way of drinking vodka leads to loss of taste buds and a reeking smell.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl1: so how was last night? 

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6: E) Before taking a shot of vodka cheers must be said, then let out all the air you have in your lungs, drink and inhale at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl2: (gives a 1/2 hour answer which in summary is someting like this) this guy gave disgusting cheap vodka from a plastic bottle and the next thing I know is that in the same bed with that pig. 

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7: F) NEVER EVER CHASE VODKA WTH BEAR

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8: G) A good tactic for not getting sick while drinking vodka, is to supplement it with soda and some snacks.

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9: H) Drinking vodka together with bear and champagne leads to short term memory loss.

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10: facts

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11: Vodka a 40% alcoholic drink. In theory it can be made out of anything, even wood or marijuana. The solution to this magnificent drink is extremely simple: a 2/5 ratio of alcohol and water. Non-mass produced vodka, which is available in most of Europe and Russia, is an expensive high quality drink, which went through as many as 8 stages of filtration and sold for more that 100$ a bottle.

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12: Rarely it is mixed in to cocktails, such as vodka martini and the screw driver.

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13: In the United States only commercial, mass produced vodka is available and has a number of flaws. A) it is not made in Russia, even if it is called Smirnoff of Stolichnaya, but New Jersey or in the best case scenario Sweden.

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14: Best brand of Vodka are: VEDA and BELUGA BLACK, these two brands made Stoli and Absolute look like absolute shit!

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15: Please drink responsibly and enjoy.

 [ "Vodka" ]

1: Russian Water. Very good without anything except bread (dont eat bread, it costs to much, just sniff) fine dinning.

  * e.g.,  ... Ya Tosha Gavoru Pa Ruski. Mudak 

 [ "vodka" ]

1: a colourless strong alcoholic drink made especially from grain or potatoes

  * e.g.,  ... This is my third vodka 

 [ "Vodka and" ]

1: Any one of several cocktails of pop culture that are simply Vodka and some other beverage. Usually frowned upon by people who drink alcohol for reasons besides drunken stupors, as only the best of vodka connoisseurs can taste anything but alcohol in vodka.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy A: You gotta try this drink on the ladies, man! Sea Breeze, that shit works...