" uttering "

 [ "uttering" ]

1: The female equivalent to teabagging using her breasts.

  * e.g.,  ... My Girlfriend started uttering my mouth while I was laying there with my eyes closed. 

 [ "uttering" ]

1: Milking a cow or any other animal using only your mouth

  * e.g.,  ... The butter-wench was uttering her favorite goat when the village was raided by an invading horde of wild gypsies. 

 [ "utterance" ]

1: (Noun) A word, phrase or other sound spoken aloud; an exercise of one's ability to speak.

  * e.g.,  ... The ordinarily quiet student's loud utterance shocked his classmates. 

 [ "Utter" ]

1:  To say something: To say or pronounce something. In many words, just to speak.

  * e.g.,  ... He uttered a low growl. 

 [ "Utter" ]

2:  To emit something as a sound made by the voice.

 [ "Utter" ]

3:  To publish something, e.g. in a book or newspaper.

 [ "Utter" ]

4:  To put something into circulation, especially counterfeit money or a forgery, under the pretense that it is genuine.

 [ "Utter" ]

1:  (verb) To speak or say aloud.

  * e.g.,  ...  To cast the spell, you must first utter the incantation. 

 [ "Utter" ]

2:  (adjective) Pure, absolute, unadulterated; primarily used in describing abstract concepts or feelings, rather than material objects.

  * e.g.,  ...  The monk experienced utter bliss as he achieved enlightenment. 

 [ "Utter" ]

3: Contrary to what some may believe, "utter" is NEVER a noun. Cows do not have "utters;" those would be udders. No person or thing can have or act on an "utter," as there is no such thing as an "utter." The only acceptable noun form of "utter" is utterance.

 [ "Uttered" ]

1: To be in a state of retardedness.

  * e.g.,  ... That 40 got me uttered. 

 [ "Uttered" ]

2: To be really messed up

  * e.g.,  ... That car that just hit the tree is uttered 

 [ "Uttered" ]

3: to be really drunk/high

  * e.g.,  ... This blunts gonna get us uttered 

 [ "uttered" ]

1: An absolute maximum state of destruction due to an abuse of alcohol and/or various other narcotics.

  * e.g.,  ... Tony did 6 tabs, 7 pills of x, 1 gallon of Jack, and a quarter oz of hydros and was uttered for 3 days! 

 [ "Utter" ]

1: 1) To say/speak.

  * e.g.,  ... 1) Strangely enough, Albert didn't utter a word after his convincing victory. 

 [ "Utter" ]

2: 2) Complete, full; in reference to abstract concepts, rather than objects.

  * e.g.,  ... 2) Steven's utter happiness was kept hidden under the indifferent expression he always carried. 

 [ "uttered" ]

1: When someone gets so fucked up off of drugs or alcohol that they cannot function and are UTTERLY destroyed!

  * e.g.,  ... "Dammit man! Handle your drugs!" 

 [ "utters" ]

1: The nipples found on a cow.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude that fat chick got some huge utters.