" uphills "

 [ "uphile" ]

1: A short guy who likes anime and usually doesn't like talking to people but he's actually a chilled guy who loves laughing

  * e.g.,  ... Uphile is so cool. 

 [ "uphill gardner" ]

1: slang for homosexual man

  * e.g.,  ... butt-pirate, turd-burglar, one that punctures the one-way-valve. 

 [ "uphill gardner" ]

1: A fag, a butt pirate, a homo, etc...

 [ "uphill gardener" ]

1: In Viz comic's Profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as 'he who hoes at the pink allotment'

  * e.g.,  ... This constitutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment 

 [ "uphill gardener" ]

1: A skilled horticuluturalist who works on steep inclines.

  * e.g.,  ... Well I'm no expert on fauna, but I think you need to get an uphill gardener in to deal with all these weeds. 

 [ "Uphill gardener" ]

1: A term that describes a bloke who uses his tool on a gradiant or a mucky slope

  * e.g.,  ... woman:that bloke likes you mate 

 [ "uphill gardener" ]

1: a Chutney Ferret, Marmite Miner or, more simply, BumGay.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Look at Az the Spaz, what an uphill Gardener 

 [ "uphill gardener" ]

2: Man on man action.

 [ "uphill horticulturalist" ]

1: giver of anal sex whilst standing up vertical shit shoveller

  * e.g.,  ... drop your pants you are about to experience the wonderful power of me, an uphill horticulturalist. 

 [ "uphill gardener" ]

1: A man that shovels another mans turds with his cock while still nestled in the anal cavity of the other man's corn chute.

  * e.g.,  ... Boy, did you see that uphill gardener dancing like a fairy at the bar last night? 

 [ "Uphill Skiing" ]

1: A man/woman who tosses off 2 men simultaneously. while on their knees looking up.

  * e.g.,  ... Marie done a spot of uphill skiing on the weekend...