" upgrading "

 [ "upgraditis" ]

1: A terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Isaac, I have a great new cam, but now I want loads of accessories too.' 

 [ "upgraditis" ]

2: A word originally coined by Isaac Sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.

  * e.g.,  ... 'Yes Brad, you have upgraditis.' 

 [ "upgrade" ]

1: n. something that raises its subject to a higher level of potency, an artificial adaptation.

  * e.g.,  ... L3K gets a new upgrade every day; she acquired teleportation a couple weeks ago for instance. 

 [ "upgrade" ]

2: v. to make something more powerful or significant

 [ "upgrade" ]

1: To make a better choice for a relationship partner.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe: Have you seen my new girlfriend? 

 [ "Upgrader" ]

1: An Upgrader is a person, member of the same frequent flyer program, with more miles than your self.

  * e.g.,  ... Were you upgraded last friday? Nope, to many upgraders on that flight. Ghetto upgrade 

 [ "Upgrader" ]

2: He or She is upgraded, You are Not The chance to be victimized by upgraders is huge.

 [ "Upgrade" ]

1: To improve or replace old hardware with new hardware.

  * e.g.,  ... I upgraded my computer by putting in a much bigger hard drive. 

 [ "Upgrade" ]

2: To get rid of a friend/significant other, for a much better one.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, did you see his new girlfriend, he's definitely upgraded. 

 [ "upgradation" ]

1: A slang term for upgrading software or hardware, primarily used by off shore resources. Installation, documentation, upgradation. Use is slowly gaining acceptence with international companies.

  * e.g.,  ... We performed the upgradation as per the documentation after the installation. 

 [ "upgrade" ]

1: n. The process of walking up to a toilet intending to urinate and, before or after urinating, changing one's mind to instead sit down and defecate. v. To perform an upgrade.

  * e.g.,  ... While I was pissing I let out the biggest, nastiest fart. It stank so bad, I knew I had to upgrade. 

 [ "upgrade" ]

1: the better version up sess, usally it is more passionate and more orgamic

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: I'm horny. Guy: Want to upgrade? Girl: yeaa. 

 [ "Upgrade" ]

1: Something an overjoyed douchebag says.

  * e.g.,  ... After Ashlee Simpson took Pete Wentz's surname, Pete said "upgrade me"  

 [ "Upgrade" ]

1: VERB - To Get Upgrade: Getting fucked up in any way possible. The more upgrade you are. the more fucked up you are.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: yo bill you wanna go get upgrade?