" uncertainties "

 [ "uncertainty" ]

1: The state of being in which an outcome is both unknown and can not be predicted by any means.

  * e.g.,  ... The uncertainty of his behavior leads most people to believe that it's random. 

 [ "uncertainty principle" ]

1:  States the position and momentum of a particle cannot be simultaneously measured with arbitrarily high precision. This is a crucial concept that is a part of quantum mechanics

  * e.g.,  ... The uncertainty principle seems very straightforward. 

 [ "uncertainty principle" ]

2:  The modern-day version states to never judge a girl's looks from a distance greater than or equal to 50 feet.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I was drunk last night at the party and the uncertainty principle totally slipped my mind. I swore he looked like a girl. 

 [ "Corridor of Uncertainty" ]

1:  A line in football exactly between the back line and the goalkeeper, usually roughly level with the six-yard-box. Any cross into the Corridor of Uncertainty will cause all sorts of panicky and comedy defending as neither goalie nor defence are sure to come or stay.

  * e.g.,  ... Ooh, he's put that cross right along the Corridor of Uncertainty and caught the defence in one dilly of a pickle! 

 [ "Corridor of Uncertainty" ]

2:  A line in cricket, when the ball pitches usually on a length, just outside the batsmans off-stump. It is such a good line that it leaves the batsman unsure of whether or not to play a shot, and usually results in either an edge, a play-and-a-miss or some other form of comedy cricket.

  * e.g.,  ... Fletcher: "If you keep putting the ball into the Corridor of Uncertainty, you'll get an edge for a wicket eventually." 

 [ "Corridor of Uncertainty" ]

3:  A dark alleyway.

  * e.g.,  ... Harmison: "OK, but what if I just bowl at second slip?" 

 [ "Corridor of Uncertainty" ]

4:  A womans anus. Do you dare venture into the Corridor of Uncertainty?

  * e.g.,  ... Paul: "Let's go this way. It's a short cut." 

 [ "Cone of Uncertainty" ]

1: That hazy, fuzzy space and time where you wake up next to someone whose name you may or may not know, either or both of you in various states of undress, totally uncertain as to whether, how, or how frequently you may have had sex the night before.

  * e.g.,  ... "Tequila... I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I woke up inside the 'Cone of Uncertainty' with a dude from my days at Tulane..." 

 [ "considerable uncertainty" ]

1: Rhetoric for we haven't got a bloody clue!

  * e.g.,  ... "Monday's weather brings considerable uncertainty" 

 [ "eye contact uncertainty" ]

1: what happens when you are not sure if someone is making, or is trying to make eye contact with you. generally occurs in crowded places over a distance.

  * e.g.,  ... is that hot guy way over there smiling at me? i am plagued with eye contact uncertainty.. D: 

 [ "Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle" ]

1: Combination of "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle" and "bro." A bro cannot be both a bro and a boyfriend/husband at the same time. If he's with other bros, he acts one way: usually vulgar and rude. If he's with his girlfriend/wife, he acts another way: sweet and charming. He can never act exactly like a bro if he is with both bros and his girlfriend or wife.

  * e.g.,  ... One often observes the Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle at weddings. 

 [ "Gorman Uncertainty Theory" ]

1: As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows: A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.

  * e.g.,  ... Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory. 

 [ "Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle" ]

1: You're never really sure when you are going to get laid.

  * e.g.,  ... The party was hopping but the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle was is full play so who knows what will happen. 

 [ "Internet Uncertainty Principle" ]

1: As it becomes widely known that a particular search returns few or no hits, that will cease to be the case.

  * e.g.,  ... huh? this quote i found online says that googling for absolute+zero+lesbians yields 0 results, but i get several hundred... what gives???? 

 [ "Internet Uncertainty Principle" ]

2: A take on the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, it really is more closely related to the Observer Effect but due to conflation of these terms (and having been coined already on many sites) it is known as Internet Uncertainty Principle.. Tho really, Internet Observer Effect is a much better imo >_>

  * e.g.,  ... The answer is Internet Uncertainty Principle