" twits "

 [ "twit" ]

1: Bird brained; of low intelligence

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you see that twit driver speeding through the school zone?!" 

 [ "twitness" ]

1: To join the millions of people on twitter and witness what they tweet.

  * e.g.,  ... Shaq posted a new pic of him. Go twitness it. I knew the chargers were gonna pick him. I twitnessed it. I twitness what john mayers every move is Did you twitness shawn merrimans rant? I'm a witness to lebron but a twitness to justin 

 [ "twitting" ]

1: The act of posting inanities to twitter, as distinct from posting useful/relevant/valuable information (tweeting).

  * e.g.,  ... Man, I signed up to twitter hoping that I'd find some intelligent people tweeting, but all I got was idiots twitting! 

 [ "twit" ]

1: A moron with absolutely no sense.

  * e.g.,  ... See also Paris Hilton 

 [ "Twit" ]

1: According to Oxford Student's Dictionary: a foolish person

  * e.g.,  ... You twit 

 [ "Twit" ]

1: a) an imbecile b) a user of the social network Twitter

  * e.g.,  ... a) He's such a Twit b) He's such a Twit 

 [ "twit" ]

1: something that you call someone who is anoying or a complete asshole

  * e.g.,  ... man that guy over there is sucha a F***ing twit 

 [ "twit" ]

1: n. someone who is a pompous idiot

  * e.g.,  ... I really don't see why that woman doesn't get off welfare, hire a Nanny, and get a job. I mean McDonalds is always hiring. 

 [ "Twit" ]

1: (n.) Someone with the rare ability to suck their own cock

  * e.g.,  ... The other day I walked in on my son sucking his own umm...let's just say he's a twit 

 [ "twit" ]

1: A pregnant goldfish.

  * e.g.,  ... "What is a twit?"