" twines "

 [ "twine" ]

1: a word used when playing soccer or football. means to skill up and humiliate opposing players.

  * e.g.,  ... Ronaldinho twined up the whole team 

 [ "twine" ]

1: to complain, moan and whinge about something

  * e.g.,  ... 'stop your twining you miserable git' 

 [ "twine" ]

1: pussy; twat; vagina.

  * e.g.,  ... a twine-seeking missile. 

 [ "twining" ]

1: the act of which twins dress and look the same on the same day.

  * e.g.,  ... Brittany and Brandice entered the room looking the exact same. 

 [ "twine" ]

1: A peice of string which is often used to tie small packages, or to be used for other purposes such as...um...er...other really cool things.

  * e.g.,  ... I tied a peice of twine around my kebab so if i were to drop the food source then it could be easily retrived. 

 [ "Twines" ]

1: A set of identical siblings who happen to look alike.

  * e.g.,  ... * Ian impregnates his new lover on the beach as they whale watch. They will now give birth to twines any second. * 

 [ "Twining" ]

1: A con wherein the con artist gets a cashier to give the twiner more money than s/he gave the cashier plus their shopping for free. Here is an example of how the con might go: Twiner buys a 60p packet of chewing gum with a £20 note.

  * e.g.,  ... Chad has to get Nathan to do his shopping cos he's been banned from all the local shops for twining. 

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2:  After receiving £140 change, twiner 'remembers' he has a £1 coin in his pocket.

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3:  Twiner gives cashier 5 X £1 coins and asks for a £5 note in return.

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4:  Twiner distracts cashier with small talk and slips £5 into his pocket.

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5:  After the cashier has been engaged in enough small talk to make them forget about step #3, twiner gives the cashier a £5 and a £10 note and says, "Actually, you might as well just give me the £20 back."

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6:  If the twiner is good and the cashier forgetful, the cashier will give the twiner a £20.

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7:  Twiner now has £25 and a pack of gum from £20.

 [ "Twining" ]

1: Act of dividing an object into two equal and symmetrical parts.

  * e.g.,  ... Sam is twining the cake he bought so he can share it with his wife. 

 [ "twining" ]

1: to twine a seemingly north british word meaning to moan or whine about something. This is often used by parents to try to put children off moaning at them To turn a skipping rope round in your hands.

  * e.g.,  ... "Stop twining at me!" "It's your turn to twine the rope" 

 [ "Twining" ]

1: The act of WINNING! with twins

  * e.g.,  ... Mike: Dude im taking these twins home with me tonight!