" tweeted "

 [ "tweeted" ]

1: verb- past tense-

  * e.g.,  ... Claudia tweeted from her iphone. 

 [ "tweeted" ]

2: to update your twitter account.

 [ "tweeted" ]

1: When someone pooped them self in their underware with out going to the toilet.

  * e.g.,  ... Johnny tweeted him self on the bus. 

 [ "tweet tweet" ]

1: Another way of giving someone the bird!!?

  * e.g.,  ... Tweet tweet you dumb big tittie bitch! 

 [ "tweeting" ]

1: (Archaic) Stabbing a hooker.

  * e.g.,  ... "Remember the old days when tweeting meant stabbing a hooker?" 

 [ "Tweet!" ]

1: Sweet! on Twitter. Used instead of 'Sweet!' whenever talking about something to do with Twitter.

  * e.g.,  ... Marty: I just got twibed! 

 [ "Tweet" ]

1:  A post on Twitter

  * e.g.,  ...  & Sara - "Lol that fat kid is eating cotton candy on a paddle boat" 

 [ "Tweet" ]

2:  To post a writing on Twitter

  * e.g.,  ... Jessica- "OMG!!!! I'm going to go on twitter and tweet a tweet so all my friends can join in on the laughter & Eric - "Do you hear that tweet?" 

 [ "Tweet" ]

3:  A weak chirping sound (such as that of a small bird)

  * e.g.,  ... Brett - "Yeah that bird is tweeting? Luther - "Fuck man I'm mad horny, I can't get any pussy and I broke both my arms so I can't even wack off. Oh how I wish I had the ability to tweet..." 

 [ "Tweet" ]

4:  To make a weak chirping sound

 [ "Tweet" ]

5:  To suck your own cock

 [ "tweeting" ]

1: (v.) To suck your own cock

  * e.g.,  ... Sean: "Hey Kevin, did you know there is no word for sucking your own cock?" Kevin: "Nah bro, it's called tweeting" 

 [ "tweetative" ]

1: talkative, but on the social media website Twitter in the form of Tweets

  * e.g.,  ... 6 Tweets in half an hour? Dang! She's so tweetative today. 

 [ "tweet" ]

1: A post on Twitter, a real-time social messaging system.

  * e.g.,  ... I think I must be following too many people - I'm getting like a thousand tweets per hour. 

 [ "TWEET" ]

1: Acronym for: Total Waste of Everyone's Extra Time

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, how much time did you spend writing that TWEET?