" tub-thumpers "

 [ "Tub-Thumper" ]

1: Someone that annoyingly argues an irrelevant point in forums.

  * e.g.,  ... Quit being a Tub-Thumper and stay on topic! 

 [ "Tub Thumper" ]

1: A tub thumper is a drink comprised of a shot of whiskey, a shot of vodka, a shot of lager, and a hard cider. The ratio of each is totally up to the drinker, but all four must be in the mix for it to be considered a tub thumper.

  * e.g.,  ... Barkeep i will take a tub thumper please. You know like the song. 

 [ "Tub Thumper" ]

1: The act of defecating in a bath tub.

  * e.g.,  ... The toilet was broken so Cory took a Tub Thumper. 

 [ "Tub Thumper" ]

1: One who 'thumps tubs' ,in other words is particularly minging. Of the type that one would use if walls needed sanding. Swamp Donkey, Bog-Trotter,Munter,Minger,Mould Grower.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh, i thought he dumped her because he realised she was a Tub Thumper 

 [ "Tub thumper" ]

1: Someone Who Plays the drums, A stupid way of saying it. Usually by Gay magazine editors who are trying to be funny

  * e.g.,  ... "Win this competition and you too could be a tub thumper like Rev" (rev is the drummer for avenged sevenfold, Iron maiden wannabes, theyll never be anywhere near as good though.) 

 [ "Turner Tub Thumper" ]

1: Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons. CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES

  * e.g.,  ... That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper. If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper 

 [ "Tub Thumper" ]

1: Someone who's just wild about Harry and Harry's wild about her.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm suing my boyfriend for marriage under the Americans with Disabilities Act on the grounds were trying to mutually sabotage our Pursuit of Happiness as incarcerated individuals. We and are friends are tub thumpers in this cause.