" triumvirates "

 [ "Triumvirate" ]

1: When three bros each boss around any given ho. Each bro has equal say in what the ho does. Also, the ho has no say in her own decisions, unless it is determined by a majority vote (of the three bros) that she may make a decision.

  * e.g.,  ... Bro 1: Ho, go get me a sandwich. Ho: No! Bro 2 & 3: DO IT! Bro 1: The Triumvirate has spoken. Ho: Fine.. 

 [ "Triumvirate" ]

1: When a man receives oral stimulation while watching sports and eating a sandwich that the girl either prepares or pays for. The addition of beer is optional, yet encouraged. It is the three facets of manhood coming together to be simultaneously exercised.

  * e.g.,  ... I have the coolest girlfriend in the world. She totally gave the triumvirate during the game last night. 

 [ "Dinner Triumvirate" ]

1: An ancient council of three individuals who decide what time dinner is at each and every night. They are shrouded in mystery and the only proof of their existence is in ancient tomes and scrolls recovered only recently. The power and influence they were said to wield is enormous. If they exist in these modern times, they are the most powerful human beings alive as they control the very nature of all mankind's dinner.

  * e.g.,  ...  As the Dinner Triumvirate have declared it, so shall it be. 

 [ "Twink Triumvirate" ]

1: The three times in a heterosexual man's life that it is acceptable to engage in homoerotic relations with a gay or straight man.

  * e.g.,  ... Matt successfully completed the second leg of his Twink Triumvirate. 

 [ "Twink Triumvirate" ]

2: Note: The occasions differ per person.