" trapdoors "

 [ "trapdoor" ]

1: During the inhale or exhale process of smoking a bong or other devices, a trap door occurs when the flow of air is stopped abruptly by a cough which constricts the wind pipe to the lung. This traps the smoke inside the lungs and causes extended exposure, resulting in temporary distress to the user's throat and/or lungs.

  * e.g.,  ... John: *sinks a bong, holds breath, then coughs all the smoke out* 

 [ "Trapdoor" ]

1: The sexual maneuver, where the penis is repositioned from the vagina to the anus very quickly during intercourse.

  * e.g.,  ... She was getting pretty loose and bored so I pulled the trapdoor on her.  

 [ "Trapdoor" ]

1: The act of disappearing during a drinking session due to too much drink/lack of money/boredom/avoidance of forfeit without letting anyone know.

  * e.g.,  ... They were starting on the dodgy pints and penalty gins so I trapdoored last night before it got too messy. 

 [ "Trapdoor" ]

1: a booger, usually quite dry, that is neither in or out of your nostril. When you breathe in the out the "trapdoor" booger opens and closes.

  * e.g.,  ... Sheila: Damnit! I got a trapdoor and I can't seem to reach to pull it out! I need longer fingernails! 

 [ "trapdoor sandwich" ]

1: A sandwich so jam packed that when you take a bite everything falls out of the bottom through a massive hole that spontaneously opens up.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I made this sweet turkey club, but when i took a bite it turned out to be a trapdoor sandwich. 

 [ "trapdoor booger" ]

1: A booger that is trapped in one’s nose, usually stuck to the wall of the nostril, which flaps back and forth like a hinged trap door when breathing. The trap door should be removed with caution; if snorted too vigorously when trying to loosen, it may suddenly release, resulting in being sucked down into the back of your throat, Which may induce nausea or vomiting.

  * e.g.,  ... I’ve had a trapdoor booger stuck in my nose all day, It’s driving me crazy! 

 [ "Trapdoor Diarrhea" ]

1: When you have to shit so bad and right as you sit down on the toilet an immense stream of diarrhea just rushes out of your butt

  * e.g.,  ... Bro i had trapdoor diarrhea after i ate all that chipotle. 

 [ "Tuscan Trapdoor" ]

1: During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.

  * e.g.,  ... “How was your date last night?” “Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.” 

 [ "Trapdoor Link" ]

1: A hyper-link that is claimed to be something that it isn't. Say someone posts a link, and that link, the word "kangaroos", but the link actually takes you to a site about penguins. It's just link being Rick Rolled, except in a link, and can be much worse.

  * e.g.,  ... Forum post Haganashi93845whatever at 21:32:08 

 [ "Trapdoor mama" ]

1: Synonym of Chateau Marmont (According to FINNEAS)

  * e.g.,  ... Likes to watch me in the glass room