" transportations "

 [ "transported" ]

1: Usually a college term, when you are so far gone and completely blackout that campus police call an ambulance for you.

  * e.g.,  ... Jimmy had 20 shots of tequila and his ass got transported last night 

 [ "transportion" ]

1: transfering portions of food to someone else's plate

  * e.g.,  ... Look at how much food Connie has on her plate now all thanks to transportion! 

 [ "transportation" ]

1: Cuban slang for a cheap car.

  * e.g.,  ... Get a Ferrari?! I can barely afford this transportation! 

 [ "transporter" ]

1: A guy who accompanies girls to every location they need to go - i.e. malls, bathrooms, kithchens, to their boyfriends etc- except to himself. They are docters in the art of being friend-zoned and have mastered the doctrine of high hopes in escaping it.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy1: That dude over there probably has all the girls druling at his feet 

 [ "Transport" ]

1: to carry, move, or convey from one place to another.

  * e.g.,  ... I will transport this box by boat. 

 [ "transportator" ]

1: One who transports as a profession.

  * e.g.,  ... Welcome aboard, I will be your transportator today. Please no screaming, though fainting is alright. 

 [ "transportate" ]

1: A method used to describe from going to point A to point B; mixture between transporting and skateboarding; doing skateboarding tricks while transporting to another place.

  * e.g.,  ... "I'm gonna go transportate over there to get a drink" 

 [ "transportation" ]

1: Dropping a tranny off at a seaport.

  * e.g.,  ... I engaged in transportation yesterday. The transsexual I ported yesterday was sweet and lovely. 

 [ "transportation" ]

1: Cockney rhyming slang for masturbation.

  * e.g.,  ... "Boy, that was a great movie! I could really go for some transportation after that!" 

 [ "Transportate" ]

1: To be picked up or driving to a location

  * e.g.,  ... My car was made to transportate me to places/locations