" transmuting "

 [ "transmutation" ]

1: To use the laws of equivalent exchange to deconstruct and reconstruct objects .

  * e.g.,  ... I used transmutation to get a baseball bat from a tree and bet a traveller with it . Little pikey Bastard had it comin 

 [ "transmuters" ]

1: Transmuters are boots designed by shoe designer Terry deHavilland. They are knee high, made of leather with 5 straps on either boot. They have a 5" heel and 3" platform and are usually black or white {Though the white ones are more expensive}. The unique thing about these boots is that you can buy extra panels for them and customise them {Which is where the name 'transmuter' comes from, the panels can be rubber spikes or tendrils, UV Panels, Chrome panels or chrome with spikes. Gene Simmons from Kiss was the first man to own a pair, and Marilyn Manson also owns a pair. These were the first boots i ever fell in love with. Alternative people, such as 'gothic', 'cyber' and 'candies' tend to wear them. They are *Rather* Expensive ranging from £60 - £160 for just the boots and £15 - £55 for the panels. Companies that mak the panels include Couch and Prohibition Pussy.

  * e.g.,  ... Louis: Megs getting some transmuters soon 

 [ "Transmutant" ]

1: A transmutant is an "ex man" who has mutilated their genitals. It's a play on the word "X-men" from the TV series.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh trevor? he was a transmutant, he chopped HIS cock off and hung himself a week ago 

 [ "human transmutation" ]

1: Human Transmutation is the ultimate taboo, either resulting in almost non human monster or creature, which eventually becomes a Homunculus. It is rumored to be possible through means of a complete Philosophers stone, however, but has never been confirmed.

  * e.g.,  ... Human transmutation is the ultimate taboo, playing god with someone's soul. 

 [ "Aural Transmutation" ]

1: The psychological phenomenon of your mind turning a pretty mediocre song into a much better song when you recall the song from memory. Disappointment is guaranteed when you actually hear a song again.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: This song sucks...I'm suffering from a case of aural transmutation! Girl: What's that? Guy: I remember this song being a lot better in my head. My mind must have aurally transmuted it into a better song. Girl: Don't feel bad, everybody has to do that with Justin Beiber's "My World" 

 [ "vagina transmutation" ]

1: ok, you have a vagina. and then one day, BAM! Herpes. thats how it happens.

  * e.g.,  ... The other day while i was watching Oprah, i think her vagina transmutation was taking place because her face was all crazy looking. 

 [ "catastrophic sexual transmutation" ]

1: When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs

  * e.g.,  ... Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!