" tooling "

 [ "tooling" ]

1: To make a fool of or mess with someone; confirming that one is a tool

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Hi your four shirts all on top of each other with popped collars look awesome. 

 [ "tooling" ]

1: The act of being a tool, i.e. doing work when you should be out raging

  * e.g.,  ... Bob: (at 9pm on a Friday night) Dude, are you seriously going to be tooling all night? 

 [ "tooling" ]

1: The act of listening to the band Tool.

  * e.g.,  ... I was tooling on a Friday night. 

 [ "Tool" ]

1: Anyone who tries to act cooler than they actually are. Most tools are usually douchebags with negative self-esteem. Synonyms: Asshole, poser, faker, douchebag, Dane Cook.

  * e.g.,  ... Man: Wow, Dane Cook is not funny at all. What an asshole. 

 [ "Tool" ]

1: An often disliked person who screws people over instead of using common sense to deal with situations. Likes to command people to compensate for his small penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Wtf, Jerry really had to fuck us over this time. What a tool. 

 [ "tool" ]

1: One who lacks the mental capacity to know he is being used. A fool. A cretin. Characterized by low intelligence and/or self-steem.

  * e.g.,  ... That tool dosen't even know she's just using him. 

 [ "The Tool" ]

1: Slang for a gun, usualy a semi auto pistol or revolver.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, I swear to god Im bout to buss the tool on this nigga" 

 [ "tool" ]

1: That guy who makes us shake our head in disbelief but at the same time makes us feel better about ourselves since we are not him.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jake just spent $80 buying those hot chick shots and then they walked off with those other guys!" "He's such a tool!" 

 [ "tool on" ]

1: to attack someone verbally; to gossip about someone.

  * e.g.,  ... Please don't tool on my family! • Tom keeps tooling on Jennifer, and she is really mad about it. 

 [ "tool" ]

1: (n.) - an individual who willingly changes his or her behavior for personal gain or profit. In this context, a tool is similar to a poser, with one important distinction. Because a tool does not consider his actions beyond rudimentary cost/benefit analysis, he or she will often be co-opted by corporations or powerful interest groups to support the lame or corrupt positions held by these organizations. A tool therefore, is quite literally an instrument of the man.

  * e.g.,  ... Mitt Romney is a tool.