" thwarts "

 [ "Thwarting" ]

1: Another word for ruin, specifically if the person committing the act has no idea what they are doing.

  * e.g.,  ... “So what are you doing? Thwarting my plans?” 

 [ "thwart" ]

1: To put a stop to, cease, halt; usually of a plan deemed faulty.

  * e.g.,  ... We will continue to thwart the plans of ISIS and initiate our own courses of action in their place. 

 [ "Thwarted" ]

1: To avoid or stop a fart mid stream. Can include a grimace and clenched cheeks.

  * e.g.,  ... My stomach was bubbling, I was about to let one rip when my crush walked by. I thwarted just in time. 

 [ "thwart" ]

1: When a gay male puts his testicles into a another gay male's anus and deliberately attempts to catch HIV; or, when a gay male puts his entire mouth, teeth and all, into the anus, to eat out the HIV.

  * e.g.,  ... Normal person - You're ugly. 

 [ "thwarted" ]

1: Shun, Ignore, disregard

  * e.g.,  ... That radio guy totally thwarted my request for that song! 

 [ "thwarted" ]

2: also see root word, thwart

 [ "thwart" ]

1: to cumble someone

  * e.g.,  ... they wanted to cumble me, but I thwarted them 

 [ "thwart" ]

2: to destroy their intentions

 [ "thwart" ]

1: To block or prevent from happening...or, when used in slang, to destroy someone or something out of anger.

  * e.g.,  ... If he acts like that again, I will legit thwart him 

 [ "thwarting" ]

1: Thwarting is the act of waving around your boobies. Even though it concerns another part of the body, it is very similar to twerking, and as such mostly practiced by females. However, some exceptions to this rule exist.

  * e.g.,  ... Brenda is thwarting all the boys to the yard. 

 [ "thwarting" ]

2: In this matter unthwarting is also relevant.

  * e.g.,  ... Thwarting in battle can be a good way to distract other soldiers. 

 [ "thwart" ]

1: squirrel

  * e.g.,  ... Due to a high level of thwart, Joe was not able to make the basketball go through the basket even once. 

 [ "thwart" ]

2: Opposing force mechanism that is encountered as kinetic friction when any mechanism operates/pushes forward through existence in the universe.

 [ "Thwart" ]

1: A certain species of blowfish found in only suburban counties. Usually seen eating or playing a gameboy, he is very vulnerable to occassional slaps across the face. Isolated most of the times, he takes no interest in sports, the only time when he can be found in public is when he is hanging around summer school.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, that thwart's been on the TV for a longass time. Kick his ass and get him off.