" textiles "

 [ "textiles" ]

1: common name for the clothing 'locked'! i.e.-those who COULD NOT, and/or WOULD NOT; EVER 'bare their treasures' on the nude beach!! he/she TERRIFIED of bare skin!!

  * e.g.,  ... the textiles were HORRIFIED! when the streaker ran across the baseball field. judy was thrilled to leave the world of the textiles, during her first time on the nude beach!! john had flesh colored swim trunks, complete with a hose, sack, and hairy triangle!, that TERRIFIED!! those on the textile beach!! 

 [ "textile" ]

1: n. A non-nudist.

  * e.g.,  ... "Naturists do everything textiles do, except nude! Nude or clothing-optional beaches are just like textile beaches, except the dress code." 

 [ "textile" ]

2: adj. Of or relating to non-nudists.

 [ "Textile" ]

1: Someone who likes to text a lot; the messaging equivalent of tactile.

  * e.g.,  ... "I've just started seeing this guy - he messages me first thing in the morning, throughout the day, and last thing at night. He's very textile." 

 [ "textillating" ]

1: To sexually excite a person through texting. A combination of texting and titillating.

  * e.g.,  ... His texts were hot and steamy; they were very textillating. 

 [ "Textile" ]

1: As in unable to text due to social circumstance or event.

  * e.g.,  ... Texting: 

 [ "textile" ]

1: textile is the combination of texting and hostile. so when someone is texting you and they are being intimidating, malice, antagonistic, or in offensive nature they are being textile.

  * e.g.,  ... guy 1: my gal wont stop sending me these intimidating texts. she keeps telling me i'm not allowed to hang out with my friends instead of her. guy 2: man, you cant be with her 24/ tell her to stop being so textile with you. 

 [ "Textilization" ]

1: A group of people who text in class, usually at a middle or high school. At least 3 or more must participate for it to be an official textilization.

  * e.g.,  ... And, as Ashley joined her friends as texting in class, with their cell phones hidden in their zipper bags, it became an official textilization. 

 [ "Textiled" ]

1: To be kicked out of your dorm room for the night because your roommate is going at it with one of their textbooks.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I got textiled last night for his econ exam, he figured I'd be better off sleeping on the couch than having to deal with him reciting off all this crazy nonsense 

 [ "textile challenged" ]

1: Someone that can't keep clothes on. Either because they can't stand the way fabric feels against their skin, feels sufacated or restraint in freedom of movement or they just plain want to be naked and feel the air all over their body. A Textile Challenged person would have a really hard time swimming in clothes, wet fabric against their skin would be like fingernails scratching on a chalkboard to others.

  * e.g.,  ... Tioti is so Textile Challenged you can't take him anywhere in public, he might strip.butt ass naked 

 [ "Textile Dysfunction" ]

1: When your cell phone's anticipatory word feature chooses random and often inappropriate substitutions for an otherwise innocuous text message.

  * e.g.,  ... I tried texting my crush about the party but my textile dysfunction asked him about his poopy instead :(