" tensed "

 [ "Tense" ]

1: Short for intense. Also meaning very extreme.

  * e.g.,  ... Rey: Dude, this guy just scaled that 6 story building. 

 [ "tense" ]

1: Being nervous; stiff

  * e.g.,  ... He seems really tense 

 [ "tense" ]

1: When something is either amazing or something is really bad.

  * e.g.,  ... eg1- That party was Tesnse! 

 [ "tense" ]

1: not wanting to do fun stuff

  * e.g.,  ... me:wanna do fun stuff 

 [ "porco Tensing [porco Tensing]" ]

1: porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny

  * e.g.,  ... You broke a plate, porco Tensing porco Tensing! 

 [ "porco Tensing [porco Tensing]" ]

2: Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.

 [ "tensing" ]

1: Tensing.. when a man is on top of a girl, and the girl is screaming..

  * e.g.,  ... Alicia was tensing when the man was raping her 

 [ "sex tense" ]

1: The form of a verb referring to "after sex."

  * e.g.,  ... Rod and I will be over for dinner sex tense, thinking around 7ish. 

 [ "æ-tensing" ]

1: A sound change that Americans invented to make British infiltrators easier to detect.

  * e.g.,  ... He pronounced "hand" as hænd rather than hɛənd, with no æ-tensing , so we knew to be suspicious of him. 

 [ "tense maria" ]

1: The term used for someone who is cranky after he / she has been dealing with money

  * e.g.,  ... "Stop man!" "Wow were you dealing with money? What a tense maria 

 [ "epic tense" ]

1:  A verb tense expressing epicness

  * e.g.,  ... "No problems, my friend. It shall be done." 

 [ "epic tense" ]

2:  Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't you mean it wil-" 

 [ "epic tense" ]

3:  A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing

  * e.g.,  ... "Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."