" tenderizations "

 [ "On Tender" ]

1: Someone “on Tender" is a new Tinder user unfamiliar with the ethos, etiquette and mentality, comprising the app’s dualistic sociality of idealized, YOLO-ironic hookup culture and societally significant Millennial sexual progressiveness, resulting in a lack of matches and an overly innocent approach to interacting with matches.

  * e.g.,  ... Although Mark only recently joined Tinder, little does he know he's actually On Tender: One month in, and due to his shy nature, sense of propriety, and fear of meaningless sex, he has only 14 matches, two responses from those matches, and zero dates. 

 [ "tenderness" ]

1: Of or relating to tender acts. Compassion, warmth, affection, gentleness. Opposite of cruelty, violence, sadism, callousness, cynicism, bitterness.

  * e.g.,  ... "If a man is pictured chopping off a woman's breast, it only gets a R-rating, but if, God forbid, a man is pictured kissing a woman's breast, it gets an X-rating. Why is violence more acceptable than tenderness?" 

 [ "Tender" ]

1: Being soft, weak, to sensitive, to emotional

  * e.g.,  ... This dude was all crying because his bitch cheated I said " aye bro pull yo pants up and quit being so tender" . 

 [ "tender" ]

1: Talking about acts of kindness, compassion or precious moments. Referring to people who are quite muscular.

  * e.g.,  ... “Checkout Thomas giving TJ red roses for her birthday & to ask her to prom. So tender.” “OOOh he’s so tender. I love those muscles.” 

 [ "tender" ]

1: A goaltender of the hockey descent.

  * e.g.,  ... The tender made a flashy glove save on the opposing team's penalty shot. 

 [ "Tenders" ]

1: A Male's tender meat. The testicles, the softies, the soft ones.

  * e.g.,  ... -Are you alright? 

 [ "tenderize" ]

1: To immerse the subject person in continuous patterns of sincere, intense and highly concentrated physical and emotional affection.

  * e.g.,  ... Raffi: I'm going to tenderize you so good - it won't be weird I promise... 

 [ "tenderize" ]

2: "Tenderized Love" represents the climactic state of amorousness that results between the subject and the "acting party" after prolonged episodes of tenderizing.

  * e.g.,  ... Jim: Love me tender love me sweet! 

 [ "Tenderitis" ]

1: Lack of temperment in handling rough or hot objects.

  * e.g.,  ... "Youch! Will you grab that pan for me? I have tenderitis." 

 [ "Tender" ]

1: ADJ.

  * e.g.,  ... That girl is TENDER! 

 [ "Tender" ]

2: Used to descibe a female who is very good looking in that innocent way.

 [ "Tender" ]

3: Side Note:

 [ "Tender" ]

4: In sign language tender is expressed by the pinching of the thumb and forefinger together.

 [ "Tender" ]

1: Used to described something cool.