" teaspoons "

 [ "teaspoon" ]

1: verb, a modification of the spoon position. one lies on their side in the original spoon position and the other lies on their back knees bent up and over the others legs. perfected only with sundaying

  * e.g.,  ... in going to teaspoon the shit out of you next time i see you. 

 [ "teaspoon" ]

1: Being the 'little spoon' (on the inside) while spooning.

  * e.g.,  ... Would you like to be the teaspoon or the tablespoon? 

 [ "teaspooning" ]

1: When one accidently pees a little, equivilant to a teaspoon, in their pants. This can be caused by laughing, farting, sneezing, and sometimes it just happens.

  * e.g.,  ... I laughed so hard i teaspooned. I secretly love teaspooning. I am a teaspooner and proud of it. 

 [ "teaspoon" ]

1: The sexual act of cupping one's partner's (or partners') scrotal sac. It is often accompanied by a gentle vertical motion much like when weighing a mango.

  * e.g.,  ... "Get on your knees and give me a good teaspooning Margaret" 

 [ "Teaspooning" ]

1: Just like spooning (with your partner) but rather than a parallel body on body it becomes more perpendicular with the male forming the cross with the famale for easier sexual access...

  * e.g.,  ... I cant seem to get into a comfortable position with spooning and sex, but if we form a T (teaspoon) its a whole lot easier...now we are teaspooning 

 [ "teaspooner" ]

1: Also called a vurp. A burp that is accompanied by vomit, about a teaspoon.

  * e.g.,  ... *belch* Eww, that was a teaspooner. I could taste my Lucky Charms from breakfast 

 [ "Teaspoon leg" ]

1: Running away, preferably accompanied with the sound of bongos. Originates from when the British people heard of the Boston tea party and went to fight the American people; upon noticing the Brits, the Americans fled.

  * e.g.,  ... British people: "Oi, what are you doing with our tea there, love?" 

 [ "level a teaspoon" ]

1: to chill out, or relax

  * e.g.,  ... dude it’ll be fine just level a teaspoon 

 [ "rusty teaspoon" ]

1: A person whom is a wank player of video games.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe your gameplay is at question you rusty teaspoon. 

 [ "tactical teaspoon" ]

1: a teaspoon that is made out of pure tungsten and iron, is capable of digging through a few meters of reinforced concrete, can seriously harm and kill armoured opponents, can't rust, and if thrown has a penetration higher than a magnum bullet. it can also stir tea

  * e.g.,  ... tactical teaspoon: a your primary weapon and your best survival tool.