" teaches "

 [ "Teached" ]

1: To be Owned or served by a teacher

  * e.g.,  ... Ohh man, the teacher today totally burned that stupid kid today in class. He got Teached! 

 [ "teached" ]

1: A misspelling of the word "taught".

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: I teached English. 

 [ "teach" ]

1: short for teacher, usually used insultingly

  * e.g.,  ... yo man i got that bitchy english teach next period.... 

 [ "teached" ]

1: teached (teechd)

  * e.g.,  ... "Ummm, where have you teached before?"  

 [ "teached" ]

2: –verb: past tense and past participle of "teach". Commonly used in Trinidad by the most educated people.

 [ "teaching" ]

1: A profession that highly skilled people find themselves in when they can't find a better job.

  * e.g.,  ... Shit I can't find a job that opays more than £10,000 a year....better go into teaching 

 [ "teaching" ]

2: For all those people who say that teaching is great.....it is....just because all the kids are like Vikki Pollard

 [ "teach" ]

1: A term usually used as a put down to those who ask obvious questions and have their questions answered in a sarcastic way. It resembles the classic burned or owned, but more specific to question-asking. In forums "teach!" is often followed by an emoticon wearing a graduation cap and holding a pointer.

  * e.g.,  ... n00b: Why can't I post in the rest of the forums? 

 [ "Teach" ]

1: “Teach” is to show or do something to inform other of something that can help them learn

  * e.g.,  ... Teacher : ok today I will be teaching Student : ok 

 [ "teached" ]

1: A sexual term where you put someone's phone in the microwave in the middle of the night and the explosion turns the both of you on

  * e.g.,  ... Kids these days keep me up at night teached, I swear. Okrrrrr? 

 [ "teaching" ]

1:  A term for something being dry or armz. When someone is told off but can only be used in the case where the telling off is *true*.

  * e.g.,  ... "You're way off pitch, where the _____ did you learn to sing?" 

 [ "teaching" ]

2:  Third party response to an insult

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh, TEACHING!" 

 [ "teaching" ]

3: Orig. Polite teachers/parents critisizing work and then claiming that it's simply teaching, causing others present to say "Ohhh dry. I mean, teaching"

 [ "teach a class" ]

1:  A sarcastic way of letting a person know that whatever they are doing at a particular moment in time isn't working for them.

  * e.g.,  ...  (Drunk girl is dancing funky, as if having convulsions, at a club. Walk up to her and tap her on the shoulder): "Wow! Can you teach a class on dancing??" 

 [ "teach a class" ]

2:  (rare) A genuine way of letting a person know that they are highly skilled or proficient in a certain area. Almost impossible to differentiate this one from definition "1"

  * e.g.,  ... "How do you do it, man? You're a true BLG. Can you teach a class??"