" swooshed "

 [ "swooshed" ]

1: the period when a person is between being tipsy and completely shit-faced

  * e.g.,  ... whoa stewie is hella swooshed 

 [ "swooshed" ]

1: When somebody is sponsored by Nike and wears a Nike swoosh, or when something has a Nike swoosh on it. (Usually the former.)

  * e.g.,  ... Roger Federer is swooshed. 

 [ "swooshed" ]

1: When a guy has a girl in check or when a girl has a guy in check. (perferriably ff and gf).

  * e.g.,  ... She on that nike man, swooshed and not even your girl yet. 

 [ "swooshed" ]

1: when you feel different after your birthday

  * e.g.,  ... when a.m. turns 26, the day after he comes in to work saying "I feel swooshed!!!" 

 [ "swoosh" ]

1: The sound of money being sucked out of the pocket of an Oregon Duck fan each time Nike introduces a new football uniform.

  * e.g.,  ... All of my co-workers got swooshed yesterday at The Duck Store, so I guess I'm eating lunch alone until payday. 

 [ "Swoosh" ]

1: The sound a joke made when it flies over somebodies head.

  * e.g.,  ... Boy 1: Jake paul is my favourite youtuber 

 [ "swoosh" ]

1: A symbol that looks like a brush-stroke.

  * e.g.,  ... The Nike swoosh. 

 [ "swoosh" ]

1: Pure net; the sound produced by a basketball, as it hits just the net.

  * e.g.,  ... Ten seconds to finnish, at the three pointer, it's off and swoosh San Antonio Spurs, win! 

 [ "Swoosh" ]

1: A proper (posh) person may act swoosh.

  * e.g.,  ... They are very swoosh. 

 [ "SWOOSH" ]

1: When you push out a shit that barely touches your rim hole. This type of shit usually takes less than 5 seconds to get out, remains in one piece and isn't too wet or too dry.

  * e.g.,  ... "Tommy saved a fuckload of toilet paper with that there SWOOSH! He only gave a courtesy wipe afterwards."