" surged "

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1: 1) Citrus soda, high energy drink.

  * e.g.,  ... This surge soda rocks. 

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2: 2) www.savesurge.org

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1: 1)A word that was produced after Karl Rove ejaculated on a focus group.

  * e.g.,  ... 1)"Whoa!" cried the group as they were covered with Rovejuice. "That was some surge!" panted KR as he swabbed his member with a damp cloth. "How does that grab ya?" 

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2: 2)Code word from Newscaster. When spoken it is a signal that means "This newscast has no ability to offer you anything but already chewed vomit. Please find another news source if you want to find out what's going on. You are looking at an image that bears no resemblance to any shred of honesty of moral conscience. Look away, look away!"

  * e.g.,  ... The dials all rotated to quickly to the right, so that they might escape this madman. 

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3: 3)A juicy sounding word that distracts from more boring words like "Effective self-governance," "Competent War and Crisis Management," "Stemming of obsene corruption by friends of the administration," "incompetence," "Hey! We have no idea what were doing, and still our bank accounts are growing! Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah! Look over here! Can't see us through the smoke screen of great words like 'surge' 'war on terror' 'mushroom cloud' 'georgie's Mushroom cap'."

  * e.g.,  ... 2)Tim Russert asked the panel on "Meet the Press" how the surge was going. This was his cue for us Russert fans to turn to Emeril on the "Food Channel," a show where Russert was co-producer. 

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1: a rave + a rage but with more screaming, more flickering lights, and more anger.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh man, there was a hardcore surge in Chemistry today and Blake and Jordan were fist pumping like crazy! I wish I was cool enough to party like that!" 

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1: when a terminally ill patient gets a sudden burst of energy before dying essentially getting better before getting worse

  * e.g.,  ... person 1: is this the surge? or are they finally getting better 

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1:  A political euphemism for "escalation," itself a Vietnam-era euphemism for committing more troops to a failing military conflict. Term used by the G. W. Bush administration to disguise its lack of a coherent military strategy in Iraq and stop the public from realizing that American lives are being wasted by a whining frat-boy psychopath and a gang of brain-dead neo-con draft dodgers.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Hey, the surge is working! I know, because the guy who sold me my bullet-proof vest told me so!" 

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2:  Any desperate last-minute manuever used to stave off inevitable disaster.

  * e.g.,  ...  "Dude, your dashboard is lit up like a Christmas tree." 

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1: Surgery: When you are with a girl and making plans to making out or more

  * e.g.,  ... Friend 1: Yo, im gonna surg this girl tonite 

 [ "Surging" ]

1: Vomiting into another person's mouth in an attempt to gain sexual satisfaction.

  * e.g.,  ... Donkeys are well known to surge while engaging in vicious booty-sex threesomes. Zombies came into existence as a result of surging between Nyan Cat and Boris Yeltsin's carcass. Adolf Hitler started his front on the Jewish people in response to witnessing an old bearded Jewish man engage in surging with a dog with venereal disease. I love to surge with my girlfriend while we listen to Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger". 

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1: A common slang term describing a person's state of being after consuming too much alcohol. Usally as a direct result of binging, effects include a sudden jolt of energy, lack of memory, poor decision-making, and loud obnoxious behavior. Also, there is an urge to go to local fast food restaurants and call you're ex.

  * e.g.,  ... Nick: Kayla, please ignore what I said last night. I was too damn surged last night at that party. Kayla: Trust me, I will. You were rambling on about a bunch of nonsense and kept yelling. Nick: It happens. 

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1: A very large burst of hormonal activity

  * e.g.,  ... I accidentally had a surge and smashed my pet gold fish 

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1: P.O.S: adjective

  * e.g.,  ... Tom was considered "surge" by his peeps after he raised a coup in his high school's lunch room against the principal's discretely masked anti-war propaganda. 

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2: A high honor of the utmost "coolness" rarely given to only the select people who do something awesome to win the heroic admiration of the masses in modern situations.