" supposably "

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1: A series of phonemes commonly uttered by English language speakers who share a common defect in English language acquisition.

  * e.g.,  ... When asked if she had received competent English language instruction, Alberta replied "supposably." 

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1: It actually is a word: capable of being conjectured or imagined.

  * e.g.,  ... Did they go to the zoo? 

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2: This word was popularized in an episode of Friends in the second season.

  * e.g.,  ... Supposably... 

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1: Alternative to "supposedly", used to indicate that something is obviously total bullshit, but the issue is too stupid to argue about.

  * e.g.,  ... "John is late for work because supposably his car blew up again this morning." "Kate showed up to work at noon the day after St. Patrick's Day because supposably her dog turned the stove on and set her house on fire." "My doctor says I have the flu, but my cousin's girlfriend Moonbeam says my chakras are unbalanced and I need my body energy fields smoothed out by a shaman, supposably." 

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1: slang for "apparently"

  * e.g.,  ... supposably, the cops think im robin dabank, when i was robbin the bank 

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1: An incorrect pronunciation of the word "supposedly" which, seriously, lots and lots of people think is correct.

  * e.g.,  ... Joey: "Did they go to the zoo? Supposibly" 

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2: When used by people trying to sound cultured it makes them seem like complete idiots.

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1: The way complete morons pronounce 'supposEDly'. Why do they do it? Why? Why?! WHY?!?

  * e.g.,  ... Tess: Is the new James Bond film any good? 

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1: the way about 50% of the people pronounce "supposedly", with a D, not a V. also can be substituted with "supposebly".

  * e.g.,  ... trapspeed.com is supposively really sweet. 

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1: Fictional word that mentally retarded persons often confuse with the word "supposedly".

  * e.g.,  ... Ignorant Person: "Casey Anthony supposably killed her daughter Caylee." Smart Person: "Supposably is NOT a word you fucking idiot." 

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1: suppose to be...probably. used by the 20 somethings of the world today, (and those among us that spit chewin tabacca!!)

  * e.g.,  ... supposeably the story goes she was going to the store, but ended up at the bar. 

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1: A gentle and polite way for meaning "i didn't want to", usually used by girls when wanted, asked or expected for something by their boyfriends

  * e.g.,  ... "I was supposed to take that picture tonight, but then i had to talk to you all the time"