" superintends "

 [ "Superintendent" ]

1: The job title of someone that isn't very important but thinks they are. They are given a superintendent title by senior managers who will then be able to get them to do lame, mediocre tasks that managers don't want to do. Usually superintendents have huge egos and are too dumb to realize they are being used by managers to do piss ant level work for very little extra money. Superintendents are the biggest joke in most large organizations.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, maybe people will think he's more important now he's a supervisor?" "Bitch please, he ain't no supervisor, he's a superintendent. He's the joke of the whole company. And the only person that thinks he's more important now, is him" "True that" 

 [ "Superintendent Chalmers" ]

1: Principal Skinner's boss and nemesis.

  * e.g.,  ... Chalmers (to Bart) - "Now I'm off for my vacation at Lake Titicaca, let's see you make a joke out of that one, smart guy!" 

 [ "Superintendent Chalmers" ]

2: Famous for graduating from Intercourse, Pennsylvania

 [ "Maintenence Superintendant" ]

1: sits in the back corner of the workshop and pretends to be busy on the phone. Generally, does Fuck all except in the 24 hours prior to his manager arriving on site. Often believed to be paid paid twice as they are worth. Wife: what did you do at work today Honey?

  * e.g.,  ... Maintenence Superintendant is a person in charge of Maintaining equipment in a large organisation 

 [ "Maintenence Superintendant" ]

2: Maintenance Super: Fucken Heaps, Get me a rum whilst I get the thought of Planner out of my head.

 [ "Premier Superintendent" ]

1: (noun) Maestro of the Mines: The zenith of achievement in the open-cut mining realm. This isn't just a role; it's a crowning accolade for those whose expertise turns daunting geological challenges into walk-in-the-park scenarios. Sage of the Strata: A revered figure in the mining world, known for their deep insight and wisdom that seems to resonate with the very rocks they work with. Their decisions are as solid as the ore they extract, and their strategies as layered as the earth's crust. Guru of Gravitas: Commands respect not just for their mining acumen but for their innate ability to maintain composure under pressure. They possess an aura that calms the most chaotic of mine sites, turning frenzied operations into well-oiled machines. Jester of the Jigs and Jorums: Amidst the seriousness of mining, they bring a light-hearted spirit that cuts through tension like a diamond. Their humor is a precious commodity, bringing smiles to faces even on the dustiest of days. Usage: "Got a mountain-sized problem in the open-pit? Time to bring in the Premier Superintendent, the one who makes molehills out of mountains."

  * e.g.,  ... "They had to formally define 'Premier Superintendent' because of these unicorns. When your mining skills are so legendary that they need to update the dictionary, you know you're doing something right." "Seeing them in action, effortlessly turning mining challenges into triumphs, it's clear why 'Premier Superintendent' is synonymous with excellence and innovation in the industry." 

 [ "Premier Superintendent" ]

2: "In the presence of our Premier Superintendent, even the toughest miners listen up. Their blend of wisdom, calm authority, and timely humor is the gold standard in leadership."

 [ "superintendent french fries" ]

1: A derogatory term for students who strive to make the grades for the all of the school's honors societies. Singular: superintendent french fry

  * e.g.,  ... "Did you apply for NHS?" 

 [ "Fairfield Superintendent" ]

1: Putting off a major decision until the last second

  * e.g.,  ... Damn I think im gonna pull a Fairfield Superintendent and not announce early dismissal until 10:00 am