" sufficiencies "

 [ "Sufficious" ]

1: When someone who is half deaf misheard you when you said "suspicious" and doesnt want to seem like a dumbass so they go with it when its meaningless and they are just retarded

  * e.g.,  ... "That's so suspicious of them""Ah yes very sufficious" 

 [ "sufficient" ]

1: Just enough (the whole shaft could be the tip)

  * e.g.,  ... I went back with John last night… it was… sufficient. 

 [ "sufficiently" ]

1: to an adequate degree; enough

  * e.g.,  ... "he recovered sufficiently to resume his duties 

 [ "self sufficient" ]

1: The ability to not require me to babysit your ass on every little task that needs to be completed. Furthermore, not having to remind you of every little task that is required of you. Also, you being able to navigate the damn "help" tutorial on the computer, website, mobile device, etc. instead of expecting ME to be your "help" tutorial. Basically, being able to do ANYTHING your own damn self without annoying me.

  * e.g.,  ... I work with a ton of "independent contractors" in sales who can't seem to be able to wipe their own butt without me explaining it to them, writing down the directions, printing off a tutorial or loading a video for them demonstrating how to do so. I wish they could all be self sufficient. 

 [ "Sufficiently Siphonsiphide" ]

1: CONTENTMENT!

  * e.g.,  ... When eating a pizza at a posh pizza place surronded by many good friends, (and probably a couple of wankers too) just before putting the last piece of pizza in your mouth you say, "ahhh... I am suffiently siphonsiphide" 

 [ "Sufficiently Siphonsiphide" ]

2: 1) When attending a banquet (or buffet for the less fortunate) and stuffing your face full of good food to the point where your belly is just comfortable, you may express that you are sufficiently siphonsiphide.

  * e.g.,  ... After having the best sex in your life and orgasming hard enough to blow your balls through the eye of your old boy (thus simulating birth), just before rolling over for a well deserved sleep the last thought that runs through your head is "ahh... I am sufficiently siphonsiphide!"  

 [ "Sufficiently Siphonsiphide" ]

3: 2) When life is so great to the point where you are "happy as Larry" or "happy as a hot hog in a cold puddle of mud" or you are content to the point of being sufficiently siphonsiphide.

 [ "sufficiently awesome" ]

1: Awesome, but not TOO awesome.

  * e.g.,  ... *While buzzed on beer.* This pizza is sufficiently awesome. 

 [ "sufficient other" ]

1: Friend that meets all your emotional needs, but you are not physically attracted to one another.

  * e.g.,  ... My sufficient other and I can complete one another's sentences, and he loves my new haircut, to bad I do not find him at all sexy. 

 [ "sufficient cuteness" ]

1: The most basic degree to which a person must first qualify, in order for you to engage in sexual relations with them.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude...Did you tap that chick's ass at the party?" 

 [ "auto sufficient" ]

1: To be sufficient in any aspect of life but to do so automatically as to not exert too much effort in being sufficient.

  * e.g.,  ... "any time my sufficiency is questioned i go into automatic." "I wake up every day, and I go into auto sufficient mode." 

 [ "self-sufficiency standard" ]

1: (ECONOMICS) an alternative metric of poverty; used instead of the poverty level by some researchers. Developed as a superior alternative to the federal poverty level to estimate the income required for families to pay for their basic needs. Computed at the county level, the SSS takes into account the costs of food, housing, health insurance, childcare, transportation, taxes, and other basic expenses, with component values varying across more than 70 different family types. SSS wages have been calculated to date for all counties in 35 states and the District of Columbia.

  * e.g.,  ... Usually people are not concerned by reports of the large numbers of people living below the poverty level, because they assume it just means poor people have to tighten their belts. The self-sufficiency standard (SSS), if explained, should change this. If a person's wages are below the SSS, then she is not only not making enough to meet her current needs, she's not making enough to preserve her ability to earn what little she has.