" studying "

 [ "studying" ]

1: what you're avoiding right now

  * e.g.,  ... you are avoiding studying right now 

 [ "studying" ]

1: Nonexistent at The Ave. An avetard will only study on the day of their exam by popping an addy and studying nonstop for 8 hours. He will only manage to get a C on the exam and go back to The Ave and get baked af.

  * e.g.,  ... "I think Henry is in his room studying for his test on Friday" 

 [ "studying" ]

1: (verb) The act of texting, facebooking, eating, and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.

  * e.g.,  ... I got caught up on my favorite show, all while eating my chinese food and updating my status on facebook. Then, I realized I had my organic chem final tomorrow. Successful night of studying!! 

 [ "studying" ]

1: If you're looking up this word there's a very high chance you should be studying yourself.

  * e.g.,  ... Rather than studying, Billy browsed the internet for 3 days and bombed his English 101 exam. 

 [ "studying" ]

1: what we students should be doing at the moment

  * e.g.,  ... Instead of studying I decided to look up random words on urban dictionary. 

 [ "studying" ]

1: a term used in reference to doing school work. it also ends in the word dying, and slowly leads to it.

  * e.g.,  ... I am studying for my exams, which is a load of bullshit 

 [ "studying" ]

1: Doing anything other than studying;

  * e.g.,  ... (While surving the internet) "Get the fuck out of my room, I'm studying!!" 

 [ "studying" ]

2: Synonyms: interneting, watching tv, masturbating, playing video games, wasting away, daydreaming

 [ "studying" ]

1: What you tell your parents when your looking at porn

  * e.g.,  ... Mom: What are you doing up there? 

 [ "studying" ]

1: something that students at ucla do before failing a test

  * e.g.,  ... jack: hey david what are you doing david: well, i'm preparing to fail my test, the usual jack: ahhh u r studying 

 [ "studying" ]

1: simultaneously texting, listening to music, and scrolling through Facebook while preparing for a test

  * e.g.,  ... I've been studying for 3 hours but still don't know anything for the test tomorrow.