" stoolies "

 [ "stoolies" ]

1: Guys who never got into a frat and always wanted to be in one. Generally men 40 and older who follow an online frat.

  * e.g.,  ... Those Stoolies better try again next year! 

 [ "Stoolie" ]

1: Short for "stool pigeon" which means all of the below:

  * e.g.,  ... Never trust a stoolie. 

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2:  Someone that's a informer/decoy for the police or any law enforcement.

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3:  Someone that's a rat or a snitch in any way.

 [ "stoolie" ]

1: A snitch or rat.

  * e.g.,  ... She told the teacher I cheated on my test, what a stoolie. 

 [ "stooly" ]

1: a person who reveals information. also referred to as a snitch, rat or tattle taler

  * e.g.,  ... he/she is a total stooly 

 [ "stooly" ]

1: 1> a rat

  * e.g.,  ... 1> You fuckin Stooly ratbastard 

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2: 2> a guy who tells the cops or other authorities of wrongdoings

  * e.g.,  ... 2> that fuckin Stooly ratbastard told the cops about the weed! 

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3: 3> The guy in prison movies who winds up being either killed in the prison riot, or getting pounded in the ass untill he dies of rectal trauma

  * e.g.,  ... 3> GET THE STOOLY!!!! 

 [ "Stoolied" ]

1: Intense intoxication via alcohol / drugs. Still conscious but past the point of maintaining any normal motor functions and verging on blacking out.

  * e.g.,  ... " Hey man, you goin' to that party at Melissa's this weekend? " "Of course! Gonna get absolutely fuckin' stoolied mate!" 

 [ "Stoolie" ]

1: A Stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The Stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and Stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though Stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, Stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, Stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, Stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where Stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence.

  * e.g.,  ... From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow Stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' Stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down." KFC: "The Stoolies are an interesting breed." Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!" 

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2: Although Stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings Stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, Stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.

  * e.g.,  ... El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up." 

 [ "Stooly" ]

1: A name given to a guy who is a larger then life fan of giving butt love to the ladies.

  * e.g.,  ... Woman : When Stooly is in my butt you know it's love. 

 [ "stoolie" ]

1: A stoolie is a person who reads or follows barstoolsports.com. The stoolie demographic tends to consist of college aged or post-college aged males who read the site on weekdays instead of studying, going to class or working. Stoolies are active participants of the site and contribute to the site's success. Stoolie comments on blogs often highlight the website, and stoolies email "smokes", blog ideas, and other content that bloggers share. Though stoolies are loyal to the website, they are quick to point out grammar and spelling errors. Always brutally honest, stoolies rate the quality of individual blogs, "wake-ups", celebrity asses, and the overall quality of bloggers themselves. In addition, stoolies have been known to cause controversy on the site. Once, stoolies came up with the conspiracy theory that one blogger, "neil" was actually a fictional creation of El Presidente, who wrote terrible blogs in neil's name in order to boost the liking of other bloggers (especially himself). This conspiracy theory led to the #revealneil twitter phenomenon where stoolies demanded a video or picture of neil be posted on the site to confirm his existence. Although stoolies often post negative comments, they are also very charitable. After the Boston Marathon Bombings stoolies raised hundreds of thousands of dollars in t-shirt sales going to funds to help the victims. However, stoolies are quick to mention that though their hearts are large, nothing is quite as big as El Pres's nose.

  * e.g.,  ... From barstool comment section: "My boss just caught me trying to guess Rachel Bison's ass and is having barstool blocked from my computer...turns out the IT guy is a fellow stoolie and will be blocking "barstoolsport.com". Fuckin' stoolies everywhere man, this bitch cant hold me down." KFC: "The stoolies are an interesting breed." Stoolies: "We want to wake up to Renee Portnoy!" El Pres: "Stoolies, shut the fuck up." 

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1: A stoolie is a swirly administered with turds in the toilet bowl. Also known as a shitty-twister or a hair doo.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man I had to use a box of qtips to get all the turd out of my ears after Mark gave me a fresh, greasy stoolie.