" stoners "

 [ "stoners" ]

1: good people who dont have to escape drugs by turning to reality

  * e.g.,  ... Cheers to stoners everywhere 

 [ "stoners" ]

1: A person or group of people who smoke toke marijuana. There are many types/references to what a "true stoner" is exactly. Main attribute of a good stoner are those who smoke out and get smoked out. Most stoners know it's good to know of different type of buds and the amt. weight in grams, kilos, lbs., ect. ... Most stoners smoke marijuana habitually, know that salvia is not marijuana by any means, know how to keep a low profile yet be open and also how to function while high.

  * e.g.,  ... Let's go toke up. 

 [ "stoners" ]

1: an unspoken brotherhood that causes you to feel almost related to that person who you've never spoken to before but just handed you a joint. Cheers. Here's to slowly taking over.

  * e.g.,  ... You smoke weed? Hop in, I'll cover for you fellow stoners. 

 [ "stoners" ]

1: They are the citizens of this world that annoy me the most. If I hear one more pothead recite statistics about tobacco vs. marijuana, I will gladly blow my fucking head off. We get it. Legalizing marijuana is your number one objective and you will spout mind-numbing information straight into my earholes until I finally join the bandwagon. At one point in our lives, none of us gave a flying fuck about drugs. The majority of people against pot today, were driven against it by the very people supporting it. NO, marijuana will not kill you. NO, it will not directly turn you to harder drugs. NO, it will not make you kill people or go insane or any of the scare tactics used in the 1920's against marijuana that I have been forced to watch ridiculous movies about because my older brother is one of you idiots. NONE of those scare tactics are correct, and the U.S. government officials were wrong in lying to the American citizens about the effects of marijuana to justify making it illegal. They should have been truthful in telling the United States that marijuana only makes you a Lazy Pretentious Asshole.

  * e.g.,  ... The stoners in my apartment complex won't stop blasting Bob Marley music and their bootleg copy of the movie 'Shottas'. 

 [ "stoners" ]

1: anyone who prefers a work free, drug place

  * e.g.,  ... those dready, dirty, smelly, hippie stoners over there 

 [ "stoners" ]

1: a group of people who enjoy doing drugs together. most are addicted to drugs. they have other friends but usually resign to the group of stoners

  * e.g.,  ... ''do u know any good dealers?'' ''erm no man, ask one of the stoners'' 

 [ "stoners" ]

1: a group of people who participate in smoking marijuana or cannabis out of a spiff,joint,blunt,bong to get high as fuck.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh man did you see Tyler, Michael, and Trevor smoking that dank ass weed, they are such stoners. 

 [ "stoners" ]

1: A group or a just a kid with good intentions but turn to drugs or getting extremly drunk because they think they have nothing else to turn to. Most stoners are just misunderstood.

  * e.g.,  ... ~~~~~~~~~~~~No Example Displayed For Stoners~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 

 [ "Stoner" ]

1: a person who lights a spliff, sits back, and reads all the defintions for a stoner on this website and see how much of it actually applies to them. and then laughs at how true some of them are. now wheres the lighter.

  * e.g.,  ... gosh im such a stoner 

 [ "Stoner" ]

1: A stoner is a peaceful, relaxed, nice guy/gal who likes to smoke the funky 'erb! Stoners are usually seen in small groups of 3 or 4 and sometimes in pairs. They generally have slightly bloodshot eyes (or red eye) when baked, and always wear a little smile. A stoner is not to be confused with a pothead. Potheads are a lot more dependant on weed and aren't as chilled as stoners. Stoners enjoy socialising and laughter and being with their friends. They typically wear an open shirt and a t-shirt. They often own a pair of canvas shoes, well worn in by the numerous stoner adventures the wearer has been on! Stoners generally walk slowly and are very rarely pissed off, tending to be peaceful and relaxed. They are nearly always broke and when the next paycheck comes their way, it all gets spent immediately on the herb. Stoners generally don't mind this as their money has been spent on weed and they recognise that the best things in life are free, except mary jane which is worth all their money! They are also known for frequently using words like "dude" and "bro" and are often in need of snacks like doritos and a drink of something. Stoners will always have their closest friends but when they meet fellow stoners, even if they have never met before, it's like meeting family. Stoners have a beautiful union and truly see eachother as one global family. They all tend to have a mutual distrust and dislike of their opressors such as government and the police (or the "pigs").

  * e.g.,  ... *Ring Ring...Ring Ring*