" squirmy "

 [ "squirmy" ]

1: Kinkily devious and/or cunning.

  * e.g.,  ... Bugger, he's one squirmy dude. 

 [ "squirmy" ]

1: the act of watching two people have sex in the same room that u are in.

  * e.g.,  ... "aw man, the other night billy and jenny were fuckin on my couch and i was too lazy to leave so i just pulled a squirmy on them." 

 [ "squirmy" ]

1: when u tickle ur significant other and they squirm and hate it

  * e.g.,  ... joseph you're so squirmy let me tickle you 

 [ "squirmy squirmy" ]

1: The action of wriggling around or squirming, streching, lying down on the floor, seeking cuddles, massages and huggs from people whilst on Ecstasy.

  * e.g.,  ... Adam is very squirmy squirmy tonight..infact, everyone is very squirmy squirmy tonight cause everyone is mashed up 

 [ "Squirmy" ]

1: 1 - Not being able to sit still, constant movement, back and forth action done more specifically while sitting down or lying down, as if moving like a worm

  * e.g.,  ... 1 -- In the morning, the early bird gets the squirmy worm. 

 [ "Squirmy" ]

2: 2 - Therefore, to be worm like in your actions.

  * e.g.,  ... 2 -- In the early morning, the lady gets the squirmy sperm. 

 [ "Squirmy" ]

3: 3 - A combination of squirrel and wormy in actions equating to being fucking squirmy

  * e.g.,  ... 3 -- Most common: Dude. Chill out, stop being all squirmy. Relax. 

 [ "Squirmies" ]

1: The BEST DODGEBALL TEAM EVER ... EVER ...... yeah!!!!!

  * e.g.,  ... Damn those squirmies are nasty goo!!!! 

 [ " squirmy" ]

1: when you hold a girl down and shoot skeet on her somewhere you know she dont like!(the hair,face etc..)

  * e.g.,  ... last night i held marcy down and gave her a squirmy. i blew nut all in her hair! 

 [ "Squirmy Rooters" ]

1: 1) A cluster of male reproductive cells, usually enhanced for viewing; Sperm when viewed closely; Semen magnified to closely resemble a creek bed full of tadpoles. 2) An invasive germ present in 99% of all male ejaculate, known to cause discomfort, bloating, and a parasitic siphoning of nutrients from the host.

  * e.g.,  ... Richie had the doctor perform a vasectomy, because he didn't want those squirmy rooters getting through. 

 [ "Squirmy Alligator" ]

1: An omniscient alligator who’s presence we are not worthy of. Bow down to him, for he strikes upon the bell.

  * e.g.,  ... Squirmy alligator is omniscience defined and it is not yeet it is yort you fool get it right. 

 [ "Squirmy Alligator" ]

2: Yort

 [ "Squirmy Banshee" ]

1: The act of slapping your girlfriend after being rejected for anal sex. Then you take a bananna while she is sleeping, shove it in her ass until she squirms and screams like a banshee.

  * e.g.,  ... I tried to give my girl a squirmy banshee but I ran out of banannas so I used a cucumber.