" squanderer "

 [ "squanderance" ]

1: The condition of failing to take advantage of, losing a chance for, or spending extravagantly and wastefully (i.e. squandering).

  * e.g.,  ... A Porsche with an automatic?!? That's damn close to squanderance!! 

 [ "Squandering" ]

1: Being reckless with or spending wastefully.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe is just squandering all his profits away at the casino! 

 [ "Squander" ]

1: To talk to your best friend while drunk and taking a piss.

  * e.g.,  ... Yo kyle, come squander with me. 

 [ "Squandered" ]

1: Being extremely drunk/wasted/intoxicated.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh man! I got so squandered last night!" 

 [ "squander" ]

1: in volleyball when you get a really awesome set from the setter and the hitter tips it over instead of smacking it to the floor

  * e.g.,  ... Laurie squandered the ball after Mary set a really good ball. 

 [ "squander" ]

1: the bone above your ass crack

  * e.g.,  ... that squander of yours is by far the sharpest i have seen 

 [ "The Great Squandering" ]

1: The period during the first 10 years of the 21st Century when the United States and Western Europe experienced severe financial mismanagement, executed dubious Middle East military expeditions, and purchased goods from foreign countries with unbounded borrowed money.

  * e.g.,  ... "The Great Squandering focus on terrorism was sleight-of-hand distraction away from the economic threat of China. We've been fooled. And as long as American's continue to bask in the luxury of fighting against each other, there's an increasing probability that our great-grandchildren will be speaking Chinglish." 

 [ "Squandering slut bag" ]

1: Someone who wastefully uses a genuinely precious person without recognition of their selfish actions. This person could be considered greedy and in the act of doing so, offends their victim.

  * e.g.,  ... "I really hope that squandering slut bag doesn't show up at the party tonight." 

 [ "Squandering slut bag" ]

2: These people are percieved by the general public as sweet or charming but are actually disguising their greedy nature by their good looks and fake persona.

 [ "Right squandering" ]

1: Absolutely wasteful.

  * e.g.,  ... She was right squandering with the bacon in the BLT