" sponging "

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1: Wanting to have sex with someone's brain (sponge matter) when they display incredible and epic intellect.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, Rachel Maddow's joke last night made me want to pop her brain out of her head and sponge it. That professor's superior use of French and German makes me wanna sponge him all over the classroom. Sponging is how nerds get constant action. 

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1: Male masturbatory practice.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going home to have a good old sponging tonight! 

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2: A spong laden with baby-oil/lotion is placed on a toilet seat; the erection is then place upon said sponge. A second similar sponge is then place atop the erection, and the toilet lid is then pressed down upon the whole caboodle. Thrusting can then commence, applying harder down-pressure as climax approaches.

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1: the act of dipping your testicles into a bucket or pool of water long enough for them to enlarge three times in size. You then take your enlarged, spongy balls and press them against the eye sockets of a friend while he/she sleeps.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude i was sponging Danny so hard last night. 

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1: to chat on facebook with your niggys while blogging.

  * e.g.,  ... i was sponging the other day and it was some adrenaline pumping multi-tasking action 

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1: A word for someone, especially someone playing a sport, that messes up and then blames something, someone else, or a supposed injury. “He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.” It can also be used as an excuse for losing, before or after competing in something. A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!” Noun: spong

  * e.g.,  ... “He just kicked the ball skew, now he’s sponging by pretending his foot is sore.” A: “My wrist is a bit sore so I might not play so well today.” B: “Don’t be a fucken spong now!” 

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2: Verb: sponging, sponged

 [ "The sponge" ]

1: All right, you invertebrates

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: When your legs don’t work like they used to before 

 [ "The sponge" ]

2: I'm gonna teach you how to do the sponge

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: Yea I did the sponge 

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3: Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air

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4: And then you take the other one and jam it right up there

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5: You twist yourself around and give a great big lunge

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6: Now you're doin' the sponge

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7: Uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge

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8: Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge

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9: Well, now, first you take your leg and you stick it in the air

 [ "The sponge" ]

10: And then you take the other one and you jam it right up there

 [ "The sponge" ]

11: You twist yourself around and you give a great big lunge

 [ "The sponge" ]

12: Now you're doin', yeah, now you're doin' the sponge

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13: Alright, now yeah, uh, do the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge

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14: Beat buns when you're taking the plunge

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15: Ah, take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge

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16: Beat your buns you're doin' the sponge

 [ "The sponge" ]

17: Yeah, I bet your buns, you're doin' the sponge

 [ "The sponge" ]

18: Ah, yeah, yeah, you're doin' the sponge

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19: Ah, I take the sponge, sponge, uh do the sponge

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20: Yeah, do the sponge, sponge, we'll do the sponge

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21: Well, do the sponge, sponge

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22: Well, do the sponge, yeah, do the sponge

 [ "The sponge" ]

23: Well, do the sponge, sponge

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24: Do the sponge, yeah

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25: Do the sponge

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26: Yeah, do the sponge

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27: Well, do the sponge, sponge

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1: a lazy, workshy tosser who would rather let his friends pay for everything than put his hand in his own pocket

  * e.g.,  ... yo morto its your round! 

 [ "Sponge" ]

1: Somebody who frequently benefits from the generosity of others, but never returns the favor.

  * e.g.,  ... "Jerry's been living with me for a week, sleeping on my couch, watching my DVDs, eating my food, borrowing my car, and using my internet all day long instead of looking for a job. And so far he hasn't even offered to pay for gas or cook a meal or anything. What a sponge." 

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1: A bit of spong is something you use to poke down the loose tobacco at the end of a spliff. Common types of spong are the bit of a clipper lighter that you can take out or matches.

  * e.g.,  ... have you got a bit of spong i can use as i'm dropping baccy everywhere 

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1: A more complex hardcore alteration of beer pong where cups are not filled with any liquid.

  * e.g.,  ... Lets play Spong instead of beer pong bro! 

 [ "Spong" ]

2:  Make a shot = opponent take 1 shot Make a shot, but cup falls over = opponent take 1 shot, .5 shot penalty for thrower

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3:  Knock over cup = .5 shot penalty for thrower