" splintered "

 [ "splintered" ]

1: Hipster slang for drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow man, did you see John? He drank a 12 pack and now he's so splintered. 

 [ "splinter" ]

1: A small stick of wood stuck under the skin, or pearcing the body's protection. The opposite of schlong. When referring to a girl who gets too many splinters, it is refered to as a whore or more commonly, slut.

  * e.g.,  ... Nat goes to the baseball games to pick up some splinters. 

 [ "splintering" ]

1: The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.

  * e.g.,  ... ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us! 

 [ "Splinter" ]

1: Leader of the teenage mutant ninja turtles

  * e.g.,  ... Splinter... the shredder has taken april! 

 [ "splinter" ]

1: A fucking sharp piece of shit that hurts so bad

  * e.g.,  ... i got a splinter in my ass 

 [ "Splinter" ]

1: splinter is an extremely skinny female who acts like a cunt towards others over 90 lbs. completely annoying and uncalled for.

  * e.g.,  ... "that splinter just called you a lard ass because you can't fit in a size ....what was she doing looking at your ass anyway, fucking dike." 

 [ "Splinter" ]

1: When a girl is flat as a board and has no booty and is very skinny.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: Fucking her would be like fucking a 2x4. You'd get a splinter. 

 [ "The Splinter" ]

1: A gross as hell episode where SpongeBob got a splinter

  * e.g.,  ... The Splinter belongs into the trash 

 [ "Splinter" ]

1: Named after the Sensei of the Mutant Turtles, this is the ultimate fighting machine: A rat boy trained as a ninja.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see that ash tray fly? That Stuart is a fucking ninja. In fact he's Splinter. 

 [ "splinters" ]

1: an STD made of all the current STDs combined

  * e.g.,  ... Frank: "Look at that girl from North Marion, daayyyummm." Dank: "Dude, I wouldn't touch that. I heard she has splinters!"