" sparseness "

 [ "sparsely" ]

1: in a thinly dispersed manner; in small numbers.

  * e.g.,  ... A sparsely populated region 

 [ "sparse" ]

1: Occurring, growing, or settled at widely spaced intervals; not thick or dense.

  * e.g.,  ... We wandered around a forest and since the trees were sparse, it was very easy to navigate through it. 

 [ "Sparse" ]

1: When something is empty or there’s limited of it.

  * e.g.,  ... ‘my followers on instagram are sparse’ 

 [ "sparse" ]

1: something that sounds really funny when chris carraba from dashboard confessional says it.

  * e.g.,  ... "...bastards of young ...such sparse" 

 [ "sparse" ]

1: Denotes something that really, really sucks.

  * e.g.,  ... Phil: I got a D on my physics exam last week. 

 [ "sparse" ]

1: effectionate term for cannabis, short for parsley

  * e.g.,  ... 'half my sparse is blazed' 

 [ "sparsely packed" ]

1: "a room which is 60% populated"...used by politicians to confuse the listener

  * e.g.,  ... The room that can seat 30 was sparsely packed with 20 occupied seats. 

 [ "Sparsely populated trumpets" ]

1: This is when Trumps supporters die down and everyone regrets not choosing hillary

  * e.g.,  ... Shit now it's all sparsely populated trumpets. I wish I voted hillary 

 [ "Sparse" ]

1: (adj.) disappointing, overhyped, and deserving of less attention; lacking the required depth to be valuable

  * e.g.,  ... Compared to Marvel, just about every DC movie is sparse. Ariana Grande's new album, "Eternal Sunshine" is so deep. Not sparse at all! 

 [ "Sparsely-arsely" ]

1: The arse man's 'strictly-dickly.'

  * e.g.,  ... I'm sparsely-arsely - tits aren't my thing.